Dude, Where's My Mount?



Dude, Where's My Mount? is a machinima created by Apt-T Productions. The theme tune to the beginning title was Butthole Surfers - Dracula From Houston, but was changed in episode 8. The show started running all the way back in 2004 when the first episode was made and left for about a year. Then the team thought of making more episodes and soon, they were offered to join machinima and have been part of the machinima community since 2007. The first episode was posted on machinima on 21 November 2007 and is currently ongoing.

Plot
Two retarded dudes are on an epic adventure of...absolutely nothing. They are soon sent on an adventure and their journey just keeps unfolding.

Main characters

 * Phil, voiced by Phillip Hutton, is a Human Paladin and the more idiotic of the duo. A lot of the abuse he gets is from Dave, due to his idiocy. He is one of the main characters along with Dave.
 * Dave, voiced by David Getsfrid, is a Human Warrior and the smarter of the two, but can have a few moments. He is one of the main characters of the show along with Phil.
 * Lucia, voiced by Chelsea Sprauer, is a Night Elf Druid, and is the antagonist of the series. She hasn't been in every single episode but has been in a fair few. In an episode, she is said to have a diabolical plot for them both, meaning that she is up to something evil. However, she has become a friendly figure to Dave and Phil by retrieving Phil's soul and giving it back to him, but she did however spill a piece of the plot by mentioning her employer was an evil master squirrel.

Recurring characters

 * Mage Francis, voiced by Chris Frommlet, is a Human Mage. He sold a map to Ironforge for 300 Gold and scammed Phil and Dave easily. Now he always tries to avoid them in case they cross paths and cause a hassle. He now has his own show named 'Frank & Beans'.
 * Wydwen, voiced by Barbara Hutton, is a Human Rogue. Wydwen was first seen when she was being chased by a group of hunters. She soon ended up trying to help Dave and Phil get Phil's soul back. Dave didn't trust her though as he thought she may be a ninja. Wydwen tried to help Dave and Phil get the gold in the vault to buy back Phil's soul but ended up being trapped inside the vault.

Guest appearances

 * Anduin (The Prince, however known as 'The King') was voiced by Tristan Mudd. Anduin ended up throwing Phil and Dave into the river for abusing him over his royalty.
 * Inigo Montoya was voiced by Tristan Mudd. Inigo was a cat who ended up following Phil and Dave as they had got drunk and killed his family. Inigo soon ended up killing Phil and Dave.
 * Stormwind Greeter was voiced by Steve Hutton, who greeted Dave and Phil to Stormwind on the Tram Line, thus making Dave cry due to finding out he could have taken the Tram route to Ironforge.
 * Ironforge Greeter was voiced by Chris Frommlet. He ended up being kicked at by Dave for an unknown reason in the Tram Line.
 * Warlock Gnome was voiced by Gage Geilenfeldt (Masked) and Chris Frommlet (Non-Masked). Due to not getting anything from the bank, he decided to steal Phil's soul and sold it in the auction house.
 * Real Dave was played by David Getsfrid. He played himself who ended up knocking down the WoWmated Phil and took Phil and Dave to the Apt-T team.
 * Real Phil was played by Phillip Hutton. He played himself who was almost like his character.
 * Chris was played by Chris Frommlet. He played himself who discovered that Phil dissapeared from WoW.
 * Jacob was played by Jacob Filla. He played himself who had discovered that Dave dissapeared from WoW.
 * Ray was played by Ray Butchko. He played himself who "pretended" that Mage Francis was still on WoW when Chris and Jacob had mentioned Phil and Dave were gone.
 * Dalek was voiced by David Getsfrid. Phil described the Dalek as a 'really big giant scary robot that looks absolutly nothing like the robot from Doctor Who', which he was right as it was controlled by a Dwarf.
 * Dalek Dwarf was voiced by David Getsfrid. He was a Dwarf that controled the Dalek that was sent to destroy Dave and Phil.

Episode list

 * Contains Full Plot Holes: List of episodes

Click Here to watch the first episode (an annotation on the videos should link to the next episode).

Ending Song
In most episodes, the Apt-T use their voices to create a theme to one of the most popular themes tunes. Below are what theme is with each episode:


 * Episode One: What Now? - None. Instead, "Chemical Brothers - Beats Made to Break"
 * Episode Two: The Escilator Goes This Way - "Sons of Liberty Theme Song" - Metal Gear Solid
 * Episode Three: Epic Fail (Part 1) - "Zelda Theme" - Zelda
 * Episode Four: Epic Fail (Part 2) - None. Instead, "Remy Zero - Glorious #1"
 * Episode Five: Mind The Continuity - "Mario Theme"
 * Episode Six: Patent Pending - "Indiana Jones Theme"
 * Episode Seven: Skip This One, Seriously - "Pokemon Ingingo Plateau Theme"
 * Episode Eight: Aww Nuts - "Final Fantasy Battle End Theme"
 * Episode Nine: Tigole Bitties - "Beverly Hills Theme"

Podcasts
On April 15 2009, the first Dude, Where's My Podcast was released featuring the two main characters of the show Dave and Phil, and as of Episode 9, skitch has become a perminant host. Sometimes, Phil, Dave and skitch would invite a guest (usualy a member of Apt-T). On the podcast, they talk about games and updates on their show and other items such as TV shows and their real lives. The podcast is recorded sometime around the weekend and it used to be released every Wednesday but got pushed back to Monday/Tuesday. The podcast has also become an every other week podcast. On an extremely rare occasion, the team would do a competition, the first being a photoshop contest to be creative over Apt-T. One episode is episode 16 and 17, since the real episode 16 went wrong, so that episode was cancelled for the week.

Season One
Season One constists of 10 episodes. Click on the title to download the episode.


 * Dude, Where's My Podcast: Episode 1: Pilot - April 15, 2009 - Runtime: 48:25
 * Dude, Where's My Podcast: Episode 2: Some things are better, others worse - April 22, 2009 - Runtime: 56:58
 * Dude, Where's My Podcast: Episode 3: Zwei isn't three, Drei is - April 29, 2009 - Runtime: 90:59
 * Dude, Where's My Podcast: Episode 4: No more lists - May 6, 2009 - Runtime: 64:32
 * Dude, Where's My Podcast: Episode 5: In Memorandum, as Phil Would Say - May 13, 2009 - Runtime: 68:14
 * Dude, Where's My Podcast: Episode 6: Really just us yelling at each other for 80 minutes - May 20, 2009 - Runtime: 80:56
 * Dude, Where's My Podcast: Episode 7: The One Where We Talk About ANTM - May 27, 2009 - Runtime: 76:10
 * Dude, Where's My Podcast: Episode 8: Electronic Excrement Expo - June 3, 2009 - Runtime: 64:54
 * Dude, Where's My Podcast: Episode 9: Electronic Excrement Expo - Redux - June 10, 2009 - Runtime: 111:38
 * Dude, Where's My Podcast: Episode 10: They're idiots, and Phil's an idiot for listening to them... among other reasons - June 17, 2009 - Runtime: 63:33

Season Two
Season Two constists of 15 episodes. Click on the title to download the episode.
 * Dude, Where's My Podcast: Episode 11: Black in Back... wait, that's not right - July 8, 2009 - Runtime: 79:06
 * Dude, Where's My Podcast: Episode 12: The one where we say Monkey Island Eleventy Bajillion Times - July 15, 2009 - Runtime: 66:49
 * Dude, Where's My Podcast: Episode 13: My Neighbours are Douchbags - July 22, 2009 - Runtime: 56:52
 * Dude, Where's My Podcast: Episode 14: I didn't realize how much Phil hates Watchmen - July 29, 2009 - Runtime: 73:07
 * Dude, Where's My Podcast: Episode 15: Phil is "Technically" Wrong - August 5, 2009 - Runtime: 55:16
 * Dude, Where's My Podcast: Episode 16/17: Phil Phails at Phunemployment - August 19, 2009 - Runtime: 77:19
 * Dude, Where's My Podcast: Episode 18: Dave's Not Here - August 26, 2009 - Runtime: 74:23
 * Dude, Where's My Podcast: Episode 19: Unfashionably Late - September 2, 2009 - Runtime: 98:10
 * Dude, Where's My Podcast: Episode 20: Paxtravaganza - September 9, 2009 - Runtime: 80:50
 * Dude, Where's My Podcast: Episode 21: Sans Phil Uno - September 16, 2009 - Runtime: 60:47
 * Dude, Where's My Podcast: Episode 22: Sans Phil, Sans Sans Jacob - September 23, 2009 - Runtime: 63:21
 * Dude, Where's My Podcast: Episode 23: Now coming to you at 1280x720, or HD as Phil likes to call it - September 30, 2009 - Runtime: 64:30
 * Dude, Where's My Podcast: Episode 24: Insightful Sh*t - October 7th, 2009 - Runtime: 72:09
 * Dude, Where's My Podcast: Episode 25: Katourtoo - October 21st, 2009 - 55:01

Season Three

 * Dude, Where's My Podcast: Episode 26: Clusterf*ck - November 4th, 2009 - 74:00
 * Dude, Where's My Podcast: Episode 27: Dragon Age: Awesomegins - November 11th, 2009 - 100:54
 * Dude, Where's My Podcast: Episode 28: I Don't Even Know Anymore - November 18th, 2009 - 77:37
 * Dude, Where's My Podcast: Episode 29: F*cking Whatever - November 25th, 2009 - 95:37
 * Dude, Where's My Podcast: Episode 30: Not a Serf, or My Fiefdom for a Fife - December 2nd, 2009 - 76:19
 * Dude, Where's My Podcast: Episode 31: 256 MB of Fail - December 9th, 2009 - 68:13
 * Dude, Where's My Podcast: Episode 32: I have to Poop - December 16th, 2009 - 61:38
 * ''Dude, Where's My Podcast: Episode 33: I Played the F*ck out of it - December 23rd, 2009 - 92:25
 * Dude, Where's My Podcast: Episode 34: Clever Title - January 6th 2010, - 80:03
 * Dude, Where's My Podcast: Episode 35: Congratulations Ensign, You're Now a Captain, but Not really - January 12th, 2010 - 66:39
 * Dude, Where's My Podcast: Episode 36: 12 Minutes Shorter - January 19th, 2010 - 48:54
 * Dude, Where's My Podcast: Episode 37: The Effect is quite Massive - February 2, 2010 - 77:15
 * Dude, Where's My Podcast: Episode 38: I'd Shocker HER Bio - February 24, 2010 - 74:55
 * ''Dude, Where's My Podcast: Epiaode 39: cakefarts.com - March 3, 2010 - 61:34
 * Dude, Where's My Podcast: Episode 40: Our 40th best podcast of all time - March 17, 2010 - 64:40
 * ''Dude, Where's My Podcast: Episode 41: That Just Happened - March 30, 2010 - 80:03
 * ''Dude, Where's My Podcast: Episode 42: You Just Got Ford Prefect'd - April 14, 2010 - 64:00
 * ''Dude, Where's My Podcast: Episode 43: Planeteers GO! - April 28, 2010 - 67:26
 * ''Dude, Where's My Podcast: Episode 44: Nom nom nom nom nom May 12, 2010 - 64:33
 * ''Dude, Where's My Podcast: Episode 45: Fasionably Late. - June 7, 2010 - 63:46

Podcast Competitons
Very rarely, Apt-T would make competitions for listeners to win mini prizes. They aren't that big as since Apt-T is a small business, they can only give out small prizes.


 * Competiton One - To create an image for Apt-T using either Photoshop or Paint. It had to be creative and if you could, make it look like you used photoshop, but you may have actually used paint. Click here for the winning entry and click here for the competiton thread. Competiton is now closed. The prize was Half Life 2 Episode One through Steam. The winning entry was made by forum member "Time"
 * Competition Two - Another competition was to translate a huge heap of text Dave created. The language used was called "Esperanto", a very hard language to translate. The winner was announced to be forum member "Sykrim". The prize was HD Versions of Dude, Where's My Mount. The competition is now closed.
 * Competition Three - The competition involved listeners posting episode 8 of Dude, Where's My Mount anywhere on the internet and post your proof of where you linked it. The competiion prizes and winners were:
 * 1st Place - Both the Beatles Rock Band shirt and Pax 09' shirt for your avatar on the Xbox 360, and Star Wars: Knights Of The Old Republic through Steam. - Winner: "Time"
 * 2nd Place - Both the Beatles Rock Band shirt and Pax 09' shirt for your avatar on the Xbox 360. Winner: "ThatZero"
 * 3rd Place - Either the Beatles Rock Band shirt or Pax 09' shirt for your avatar on the Xbox 360. Winner: "Hundi" (Was orignally Sykrim but declined any prizes)
 * All Winners and those who posted 10+ links - A "Special Thanks" in Dude, Where's My Mount Episode 10.

The competition is now closed.

FAQ
This is shortened from the Actual Version on the Apt-t Forums. To get the full FAQ, click | here.

- It is filmed on the Whisperwind US Server.
 * Where is Dude, Where's My Mount filmed?

- When it's done, it's done. When it's released, it's released. Please stop asking. It does take up a lot of time making these but we thank you for your curiosity :)
 * When will the next episode be released?

- We'll get some PayPal buttons setup soon.
 * You guys are amazing and i would love it if i could contribute to you. How can i do that?

- "Apt-T" is short for Apartment T. It's simply where the show was revived. It's where Chris and Jacob used to live together, but Chris has now moved out with his girlfriend. Phil, has never lived at Apt T, but is an honorable r'mate of the Apt T legacy, as are Ray and Dave.
 * What is up with the name Apt-T Productions?

- ABSOLUTELY... not. Nah, we're joking OF COURSE YOU CAN ;D We have two guilds on the Whisperwind Server. Of course, the Alliance is named 'Dude Wheres My Mount?' and the Horde has a slightly different name of 'Dude Wheres Me Mount?'. You can of course contact the top ranked members of these guilds but the guild masters if you'd rather ask them are Phillyness for the Alliance, and Avanthar for the Horde. Make sure your online or we cannot invite you! Alternatively, you can ask Jacob’s character "DaveJenkins" for an invite to the Alliance side, or Teresa's character "Telesuh".
 * If you play on WoW, can i join you guys?

- That is the golden question that I have heard about seven hojillion times, and the main driving reason behind writing this FAQ. Here’s the deal: we have at least the next ten episodes planned out, and the amount of additional characters we will need is not even in the double digits. Yes, we’ll need a few extras here and there, and those extras will be pulled almost exclusively from our Guild, so that’s your incentive to join up. But keep this in mind: generally, we will just randomly ask a person that’s online while we’re shooting to step into a shot for a few seconds. Your chances of being in the show as an extra are small, your chances of joining up as a main character are none. I don’t want to sound harsh, but to maintain our already low integrity, we will not be casting anyone outside our existing company as main characters. It would be just too hard to coordinate movements and emotes and shooting times with people that we can’t talk to face to face.
 * Can I be on the show?

- Maybe.
 * Are you guys going to ever sell T-shirts? DVD’s with the show on it? Anything?

- No. He's much worse, I assure you.
 * Is Phil really as gay as he seems in the show?