User:Horseknight

Introduction of Horseknight
Horseknight is a great paladin healer who is revered the Blackhand US server and is known across the world. Horseknight is a former god and has existed before time itself. Legend says he has walked Azeroth since the dawn of WoW, and was the first level 60, 70 and 80 to exist.

History of Horseknight
It is widely believed that horseknight was once a god and has descended to the mortal plane to teach us how to play our classes. It is a fact that Horseknight has taught every Paladin in the game how to play, and many of the other classes too. It is unknown what caused Horseknight to turn from his godhood, but it is widely speculated to be because of The Great Tragedy.

This article was moved to a userpage for a borderline violation of the WowWiki standards(moved to a Personal Article) and possibly a  Do Not Post article. For those questioning the neutrality of this article or those accusing it of being pointless or silly, please read this. Horseknight over time has become an important member of the Blackhand US community. He has also been such a frequent and aggravating poster on many class forums that many people there know of him as well. Usually his threads will reach 5+ pages and someone will reference several of his other threads. At least once a week we will get a poster on the Blackhand forums asking who Horseknight is, or requesting we keep him in his cage(This was tried at some point, with no great success). This article is intended to be a neutral, funny, and detailed account of Horseknight and his antics. Keep in mind that a large number of people love Horseknight(at one point nearly 100% of Blackhand loved Horseknight), and a large number of people have come to worship Horseknight and find him a mortal god.. This article is far from pointless- Most of the quotes about Horseknight were generated from threads where some non-blackhand poster asked about Horseknight, or complained about a certain post of his.

All of the facts post in this article have been verified to be correct by Horseknights horse.

The tragedy of Horseknight
As stated before in the article, no one is quite sure what caused Horseknight to turn from his godhood, but it is widely speculated to be a doing of the great tragedy. The great tragedy is a horrific event in Horseknight's life which is now celebrated around the world as "New Horseknight Day"

While attending the Academy of Awesome, Horseknight came in for his daily Awesome class. While sitting at his desk, the PA system, who had earlier killed his grandmother, broke into song and dance explaining how his girlfriend, who was also his sister, had just been killed in an accident. The PA system sung that Horseknight's zombie grandmother had drunkenly drove his girlfriend-sister into a car that his horse was driving, his girlfriend was killed instantly, and his horse later hung himself. In his grief, Horseknight attempted to take his own life, but being a god, he could not. Instead he was banished to the mortal plane, to forever teach Paladins how to play their class.

Fate of the PA system
No one is quite sure what happened to the PA system after that day, some believe that after discovering his murdered zombie grandmother, who drunkenly rode his girlfriend-sister into his horse's car, Horseknight destroyed the PA system in rage and wrath. Other believe that the PA system set up the whole tragedy to escape Horseknight's wrath in the first place, and still hides amongst us today.