User:Dotted/Voluspå's lies and whining

Article number 100 at Wowwiki Norway!
Bonsoir and 1000 baisers to you!

Thanks for inspiring me to write article number 100 at Wowwiki Norway: It's about you, Adys

Au revoir! Völuspá

Adys

Adys is a frenchman and a strange/odd administrator for the english Wowwiki and Wowhead. When Kirkburn isn't around, Adys does as most of his age does: Misuse his administrative priviliges to promote his potition as "beta-geek", which is followed by several mating attempts on the (few) of the wiki remaining females. He proclaims that he can "get anyone, and anything", and heavily facinated by sex, shit, and farts(?), something that is reflected in his stutte vocabulary. How, when and why he even became an administrator in the first place no-one know. Some speculate that he is an autist, and this is the reason for is remarkable abbility to remember who edited what on the wiki. When he feels his manhood, his beloved "e-peen" is threatened he finds and makes up (!) various obscure rules to stop the enemys attack. Should he fail he panicly reach for his last lifeline - the ban button.
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Unfortuneatly this often is a short term pleasure. Everytime Kirkburn wakes up, his chatbox is spammed of his posts, mails and various other goofs. In addition many members are dissatisfied be the treatment thay have recieved, and have established the comittee O.C.F.D.A.C.: Official Commitee for Demoting Adys to Clown.