User:Adys/Night elves

Anyone ever notice how the Night Elves, when faced with important, world-changing decisions, INEVITABLY make the wrong ones? If it weren't for Night Elves and their screwups, I'd be inclined to think Azeroth in general would be a much nicer place. Mistake 1: Destroying the Scepter of the Shifting Sands Bronze Dragonflight: "Now that we've finally sealed away the nemesis of all Azeroth, here's a scepter should you need to break the seal and fight them again." Fandral: "WAAAHH!" Bronze Dragonflight: "You dumb f*cker." Mistake 2: Destroying the Well of Eternity Queen Azshara: "Blahaharrrgh, I'm addicted to magic!" Night Elves: "Well I guess that's cool." Queen Azshara: "Blahahaharrrgh, I'm summoning demons!" Night Elves: "Ok, that's not so cool." Malfurion: "I've got an idea! Let's blow up the world!" Tyrande: "Come on, that's your solution to everything." Malfurion: "No it's not! By the way, hold this." Tyrande: "Hey, this looks like a-" KABLOOIE Tyrande: "...dammit, Malfurion." Mistake 3: Recreating the Well of Eternity, Then Leaving It There and Falling Asleep Illidan: "Hey guys, now that we just got done blowing THAT up, I just made a new one!" Night Elves: "You stupid f*cker." Malfurion: "Illidan, you're under arrest for playing the devil rock music." Illidan: "How wude!" Malfurion: "Anyway, let's just plant a tree over top of this sucker and call it a day." Tyrande: "Uh, what do you want us women to do, Mal honey?" Malfurion: "You all stay awake and keep the stove warm in case we're hungry when we wake up. Oh, and don't go running off having fun with your friends or anything, I want you in the kitchen where you belong." Tyrande: "But-" Malfurion: "zzzzzzzzzzzz" Tyrande: "Dammit." Mistake 4: Staying Asleep Orcs: "FOR THE HORDE! And also the Burning Legion!" Night Elves: "zzzzzzzzz" Undead: "For the lich king! Also, again, the Burning Legion!" Night Elves: "zzzzzzSNRKzzzzz" Mistake 5: Picking a Fight with the Orcs Night Elves: "WTF?! Orcs cutting down our trees? Gettem!" Cenarius: "I'LL take the case!" Night Elves: "WTF!!" Grom Hellscream: [Orcish] kek Mistake 6: Releasing Illidan Tyrande: "We need help, gotta wake the druids up. Oh hey, Illidan! I'm sure 10,000 years of confinement has only rehabilitated him." Illidan: "GROWLowlorarrrr" Tyrande: "...although I could be wrong." Illidan: "OOGHRARGHghhh!" *runs off* Mistake 7: Blowing up the World, AGAIN Medivh: "Quit fighting you nubs! Archimonde is coming!" Night Elves: "Oh crap you're right. Too late now!" Archimonde: "Bwahahahaha!" Malfurion: "Hey, I've got an idea!" Everyone: *groans* KABLOOIE Mistake 8: Stopping Illidan from killing the Lich King Malfurion: "OMG! Illidan's doing something crazy to Northrend! Gotta stop him!" Maiev: "I'm kookoo for catching Illidan!" *trips Tyrande* Tyrande: "Aiiee!" *falls into river* Malfurion and Illidan: "I'LL take the case!" Illidan: "So you see, I was trying to DESTROY THE MOST POWERFUL EVIL BEING IN AZEROTH." Malfurion: "Oh, uh..... my bad." Mistake 9: Building a new World Tree Fandral: "Man, I miss immortality. Let's make a new world tree!" Malfurion: "I don't think that's a good-" Fandral: "STFU nub." Fandral: "See? This place is great." Malfurion: "I dunno, it smells kinda bad... and I think I just stepped in some ooze." Fandral: "Yeah? Well if you don't like it, why don't you go get lost in the Emerald Dream for a few years?!" Malfurion: "You know what?! I think I will!" *gets lost in the Emerald Dream* Night Elves: *facepalm* Rest of Alliance: "Remind me why we put up with these guys?" Bronze Dragonflight: "Because you're all a bunch of dumb f*ckers."
 * breaks scepter*
 * Bigass War!*
 * SLAMMER'D!*
 * PWNT*
 * rescue*
 * WORLD TREE'D!*