User:Bhiggo/List of Bhiggo's Alts

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The User behind Bhiggo has no life. No, sir. No life. This list is a good indicator of that. But you didn't pull up this list just to hear about a shut in, did you? No, of course not. You came to read about alts

= Kargrim Gro-Hogwash =

''"Imagine Ash Ketchum, now hit him in the head until he can't count past three. Paint him green, shave his head, and boom, you got yourself a Kargrim."

--Bhiggo's Player on Kargrim''

Like something ripped out of a comic book, Kargrim Gro-Hogwash is a Super Peon, in that he can work long hours without getting tired, swinging a heavy lumberjack's axe. This super power comes from scientific experiments in a lab deep beneath Ratchet. After escaping the laboratory, when Richo broke free, he fled to Stranglethorn Vale (for no particular reason) where he found a small tiger cub and rescued it from the Venture Co. Poacher (humorously named "Bixol Kittyskinner) and named it Sleepy. Kargrim is quite stupid, and he doesn't speak normally. It is nearly impossible to say big words without messing it up completely. (He often calls Stratholme "Strath-Hole.") His stupidity is also charming at times, making him almost as cute as his tiger cub pet.

There was a time when he was a hunter with a high alchemy skill (somewhere around the ability to make Arcanite) but he could not wield maces (the player really wanted Kargrim to be able to use all kinds of props. Such as Last Month's Mutton) So he made Kargrim have an IC accident, where he took a blow to the head that caused amnesia and hardening of the skull.

Like any peon, Kargrim works. He makes potions and transmutes metal for Bhiggo's Engineering and Thelynissa's Blacksmithing.

Friends

 * Mordread the Ever-Seeking: Took Kargrim into the Seekers of Alextraza.
 * Mahryna: Technically Sleepy's friend...
 * Willheim: Helps Kargrim with the "really really hard stuffs." Tends to calm Willheim down when about to fly into a fit of verbal rage at Blood Knights.

Rivals

 * Bhiggo: The former tyrannical ruler of the ogres. Kargrim successfully managed to overthrow Bhiggo and usher in a new era of happiness for the ogre race.

Enemies
Kargrim tries to love everybody, his only enemies are demons and their servants... and maybe the Venture Company for "hurting of little kitties."

Quotes:

 * Me going to Darkmooner Faire!


 * Kargrim smash!


 * Sleepy like yous!


 * It nappy time for sleepy.

= Ghaku Devilmaw =

The Devilmaw Orc Clan of Hellfire Peninsula, which did it's best to stay neutral in the Second War, was enslaved by the Eredar, Vexthroz the Gorger, shortly after the Burning Legion's defeat at Mount Hyjal. Half of the Devilmaw Clan, including Ghaku Devilmaw, fled Draenor but were ambushed just outside the dark portal by Nethergarde's Armies. Everyone, except Ghaku, died. The rest of the Devilmaw Clan, inside the dark portal, was wiped out soon after the gravitational pull of Devilmaw Rock flipped it over, throwing the orcs into the Twisting Nether. Ghaku was brought to the Valley of Trials where he would learn of the New Horde.

Relations

 * With Blood Elves... Given the past conflicts between Orcs and Elves, Ghaku is openly hostile to all Blood Elves.


 * With Forsaken... Within a few months of working with Bhiggo, Ghaku soon started to change. He began to adopt a few of Bhiggo's habits, including his violent anger and, disgustingly, his necrophelia. Ghaku lusts after dead women, or undead in most cases.


 * With Humans... Ghaku hates humans, even more than elves. He even took up the title of "Human Exterminator."

Quotes

 * "I'm trying to eat here! Bile-spewing Gopher-Eaters..."

No longer there
I had to delete Ghaku to make room for another alt, which I will not be revealing at this time. Patience...

= Dark Eye Caley =

When we think of Pirates meeting their untimely ends, we think of them going down with their ship in a naval battle, or getting their brains splattered by her majesty's royal musketeers. If only Dark Eye Caley was so lucky... once a Southsea Pirate aboard the ship known as Gazlowe's Doom, Dark Eye Caley met his end eating a Plagued Sandwhich at a tavern in Stratholme. Later onboard the ship, he turned into one of the Scourge and murdered his captain before being thrown overboard. Five years later, he would become Forsaken.

Caley is a Leatherworker simply because the player felt like he needed one.

This one has been deleted, making room for Quakehoof.

= Thelynissa Quakehoof =

Thelynissa Quakehoof (Formerly Duskrender) was a cruel, sexually dead Blood Knight with a strange sigil on her forehead (which is crudely shaped like Bhiggo's pendant) which seems to become more and more noticable as she does "The Will of Battlebaron" (commiting acts of violence against Dark Iron Dwarves, Druids, and so forth. There was a time when Bhiggo was her benefactor, but after accidentally putting her cousin (see below) in a possible, deadly situation, Thelynissa has since severed all ties with Bhiggo, and now resents him.

Thelynissa died when the brotherhood removed her heart, and was reanimated to continue her unholy mission: overthrowing the current leaders of Shadowforge City. After this, she met Talak Quakehoof and had a goblin wedding (which involved simply signing a piece of paper...yeah.)

Relations

 * With Bhiggo... Bhiggo was once considered her benefactor. When they first met, he pommeled a man who was making raunchy, unwelcome comments to her after being explicitly told to stop. When attacked by two corrupt Kirin-Tor, Thelynissa was saved by Bhiggo. Things changed, however, when Bhiggo nearly killed her cousin, Kallard, by putting him in a very dangerous position (see the list of Kallard's antics.) Thelynissa now despises Bhiggo and ignores him completely.


 * With Ghalleon Caedes... Ghalleon was the leader of House Caedes, and allowed Thelynissa into it. She was, and still is, somewhat loyal to him. She hasn't spoken to her in a long time however.


 * With Willheim... Thelynissa believes Willheim to be ignorant. "One Blood Elf defiles Uther's Tomb, and all of a sudden all blood elves are bandits, vandals, and slavers? For a former citizen of Dalaran, you are quite narrow-minded."


 * With Dark Iron Dwarves... Thelynissa hates Dark Iron Dwarves. She doesn't know why, and frankly, she doesn't care. For whatever reason, she wants to "stake every dark iron dwarf out for the dragons."


 * With Black Dragons... Thelynissa thinks that Black Dragons in flight are beautiful to behold, and that a small dragon whelp is precious. She once kept a small dragon whelp named Hunger (who used to belong to Bhiggo, but left him because he thought he was nuts.)


 * With the Sporelings... When Thelynissa visited Zangarmarsh and saw the sporelings for the first time, she was moved by their "fighting spirit." Even with Fungal Giants crushing them underfoot, they never give up. Unlike Bhiggo, Thelynissa believes that the Sporelings deserve to live, and it is the fungal giants who deserve to die for being weak willed and cowardly. (Bhiggo thinks the Sporelings should die for being physically weak, and the fungal giants should live because they are "Clearly Superior")


 * With Kael'thas... When Kael'thas started using the sunwell to summon Kil'Jaeden, Thelynissa was so distrought she was driven to drinking. This drinking lead to a downward spiral that ended with her picking fights and destroying statues of Kael'thas in Silvermoon City. She hates Kael'thas and his loyalists, and wants to make them all suffer.

Quotes

 * "Please... since when does a dwarf favor an elf?"
 * "If you even think about finishing that sentance... I will have you both disembowelled with Ghalleon's bare hands."

Alcoholism
Recent Events have lead Thelynissa to heavy drinking. She can often be seen in an inn or tavern ordering random cocktails, then later picking fights with people.

Recently she decided that alcoholism is not the answer... revenge is!

The player got this alcoholism idea from the character Ethan Thomas from the Xbox 360 game Condemned 2: Bloodshot.

List of Cocktails Consumed by Thelynissa

 * Battlebaron's Blood: Dark Iron Ale with Eredar Blood. Used in the Battlebaron Brotherhood's rituals, highly addictive and dangerous to make. Only small shots are taken.
 * Sex on the Street: As a joke, when Thelynissa orders this drink, she is heard exclaiming "The drink, you idiot!"
 * White Dwarf: Dwarven Stout with Ice Cold Milk and Goblin Java Cream.
 * Nectar of Victory: Another Battlebaron Brotherhood drink, consumed at celebrations. Made of Dark Iron Ale and Dryad Blood. Not as addictive, but can cause serious liver damage.

List of Alcoholism-Related Incidents commited by Thelynissa

 * Mass Murder of Dark Iron Dwarves in Shadowforge City to get at the barrels of Dark Iron Ale.
 * Engaging in Ritualistic Cannibalism at the Brotherhood Sanctuary, where she "annointed" eighteen dark iron dwarves to give their souls to her when the time of the crimson templar comes.

Anyone who says that Blood Elf Ladies do not have the stomach for mining and blacksmithing obviously do not know Thelynissa. Originally she was a Jewelcrafter AND a Blacksmith, but Bhiggo was lax in his deliveries of metal. So, she decided to become a miner herself.

= Kallard Duskrender =

Kallard was a proffessor at the Silvermoon Academy. He went insane during the Third War when he saw an abomination named "Fliesch," whom was stitched together from several faces, all frozen in terror. The very sight of this creature shattered Kallard's view of reality, and now he is completely nuts. He has multiple personalities and tends to be both manic and psychotic at times.

Antics

 * "Harvesting" humans. He explains that human flesh can be used as paper or leather, blood can be used as ink or a lubricant, the lungs can "make nice shoes," hearts provide blood which is used as ink or lubricant, flesh can give pets neutrition, and brains can be used as food or as an energy source.
 * Setting Fairbreeze Village on fire, thinking that the town was not only infested with demons, but was a demon itself.

Quotes

 * "It's from the nightmares!"
 * "Lollypops, puppies, and murder! Murder! Murder!"
 * "Hair like the sun, skin like silk, strange skull-mark, she is of my ilk. Precious she is, precious I say. Into the sanctuary, the sanctuary I say!"
 * "I am not a casket, but in me you can find rest. I have a lock, but I am no chest. My inside is soft, but my outside is hard. You need me before you go on stage, my beloved bard."
 * "It cannot speak, but it does make a point. It has no feet, but it stands stall. Grip me tightly, and your troubles will flee!"
 * "To the torturer, I am friend. To the berserker, I am stranger. By the warrior, I am ignored. To the prisoner, I am enemy. to the tyrant, I am advisor. To the blade, I am brother."
 * "Sack of Flesh, many arms, many faces, many dead, evil, evil, evil."
 * "Not here, my love... I am not even in my clown suit..."
 * "Mother, fetch my broom. Khaz'Goroth stole my Orange Juice."
 * "Ahh... so many memories. What a lovely visit that was." (refering to his time at the sanatarium)
 * "Your neck is not as long as I had imagined earlier..."
 * "The soil... it looks so soft... soft like a night elf's skin..."
 * "Oooohh... soft... soft like snow... bloody snow... r-r-red snow!"
 * "Hello Illidan... I ate your eyes in my dreams..."
 * "Smile, my friend... it's Food Toy day!"
 * "You... Human... Grey Cabbage... Pink Wheat..."
 * "Where in Happy Land is that Teapot!?"
 * "They're coming to take me away Ha-haa!" (reference to the Napoleon XIV song of the same name.)
 * "Thank you, maybe now I won't bury your bones in Westfall..."
 * "The drunk knocks on death's door... and pees on his shoes..."
 * "See yourself in the blood! You are at death's doorstep!"
 * "Blades grace your skin! The sword is humping your leg!"
 * "Oh I'm afraid it is... did I give you permission to take my madness!? DID I!?"

= Hadelas Rommullus =

Hadelas Romullus is a Human Warrior originally from Pyrewood Village. He worked with his wife in a funeral service that quickly started to go downwards as the plague hit. People were burning the victims rather than burying them, even then they didn't want to stay buried, so few people saw the point.

Seeing the impending devistation of Lordaeron, Hadelas and his wife moved to Lakeshire and looked for new work. Unable to find work in Lakeshire, Hadelas began working for the Venture Company. Hadelas' wife was upset by this and devorced him.

Hadelas was assigned to the Sludge Fen oil rig. He was paid very little (at an insulting ten gold a month) and was working for a cruel orc named Mr. Facecaver. Day in and day out Horde Adventurers beat him senseless, and repairs for the oil rig came out of his pay. In a matter of days he was 420 gold in debt.

One day, Hadelas ran into Kargrim and got hit in the head, causing him amnesia and brain damage. Compassionate Draenei carried him back to Teldrassil to recover. After fully recovering, Hadelas began serving the night elves of Darnassus.

Hadelas is a very dense human, Much like a pink-skinned Kargrim. The huge differences being that Hadelas speaks perfect common, is not as child-like, and materialistic.

Romantic Entanglements
Hadelas has twice fallen in love with blood elves. Once with Thelynissa Duskrender, who brutally beat him, and put him in a brief coma via beating him stupid with a Gnomish Tire Iron. The second time was with Salomae Dawnsfury. The two were not ment to be and the relationship ended in sadness.

= Balgrim the Heartless =

A Dark Iron Veteran of the battle at Dun Modr, Balgrim lost his eye to an Ironforge Marksman and had to be self-treated (the dark iron medic himself, unbeknowest to Balrgrim, was shot in the head when trying to get back into Dun Modr.) This percieved insult caused Balgrim to quit the Anvilrage military. Soon after, he got caught up in the Battlebaron Brotherhood where he slowly worked his way up to the Council of the Chosen, and then eventually Patriarch.

=Talak Quakehoof=

Talak has a long, ugly history with Bhiggo which ultimately ended with Talak being sold into slavery. He still bears whip marks on his back from his days aboard the slave ship ironically named "The Saint." After being freed, he met Thelynissa and married her.