User:Bigtuna

Bigtuna is a paladin on the US Server Cho'gall. He is best known for being the greatest paladin in North America and is considered top 5 in the world. Although not related to his amazing World of Warcraft abilities he is also considered a fucking sweetheart by his peers and is rumored to have the body of a Greek god.

History
Bigtuna began his legendary World of Warcraft journey as a hunter on the server Mannoroth. He quickly found the hunter class to be extremely easy and was eager for a greater challenge. At that time the Mannoroth server was extremely overcrowded which adversely effected server performance. Blizzard generously allowed free transfers off that server to Cho'gall.

Back-break Incident
Shortly after the transfer to Cho'gall, but before the release of The Burning Crusade, Bigtuna naively signed the charter for a guild named "Attrition," a decision that haunts him to this day. Bigtuna, still playing a hunter, actively raided with this guild, using his vastly superior abilities to propel them to victory. The low-point of Bigtuna's career came during a weekly clear of Zul'Gurub. While Bigtuna cleared the instance and the rest of the raid watched, something unexpected occured: Bigtuna's back literally broke carrying the weight of an entire guild. While traumatic, the guilds only knowledge of the event came from his exclamation on Ventrilo "MA BACK BLEW UP" shortly before disconnecting from both Ventrilo and WoW, never to be heard form until the release of The Burning Crusade.

Current Status
With the release of TBC, Bigtuna created his current paladin "Bigtuna." It is with this paladin that Bigtuna's skills are legendary. He has been an integral figure in several Cho'gall guilds, clearing all TBC and all current WotLK content, although he has never again unleashed his true power for fear of allowing a guild to become depend on his back again.

Trivia

 * Bigtuna doesn't sleep. He waits.
 * According to the WoW armory, Bigtuna has accumulated over 50,000 honorable kills without allowing a single death.
 * In fact, Bigtuna's character has only died 4 times in its history and that is surely due to the ineptitude of other players.