User:Mr.X8/The Chronicles of Briân; Part I

A blonde elf was preparing dinner while a younger one was kneeding bread dough. A husband was reading up on some skirmishes between the Alliance and Horde, and two boys were talking at a table. The woman exclaimed quite loudly.

"Briân, BRIâN!!!, get in here. It's dinner"

"Oh he's not listening, boys go get him"

The 2 boys ran out to find their little brother. He was by a fountain listening to an old ranger tell stores.

"Briân, it's dinner. Mom's real mad at you 'cuz you didn't come home the first time. Dad might take his belt off this time." At this the 2 started to snicker.

"Well I couldn't hear Mommy, it's not my fault, hpppmmmmph"

So Briân went with the two and sat down sulkily at the table to listen to his parents lecture about how wandering off wasn't right. If he did again, his dad would this time take his belt off.