User:Dashade

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=General Information= - Alliance "Rebel" \ Rebellion Leader - The Rebellion - Gnome Male / - Rogue / Subtle Specialty - Miner - Engineer (Goblin)

Information Known
* Strongly dislikes taking pointless orders. * Is willing to work with the Horde. * Has aided at least one previous Horde member. * Always has a Goblin Engineering nearby, if not on his person. * Formed the Rebellion * Firmly believes the majority of the Alliance have a stick lodged firmly up their ass. * Firmly believes killing for political positions simply removes potentially useful pawns.

=Quotes=

Quotes from Dash
* "I believe I walked away from the conversation." * "I love it when we have to figure out the physics." * (Sadly and in pain with recharging Goblin Jumper Cables attached) "Aww. Don't do it..."

Quotes about Dash
* "I didn't join him for his intellect..." Ivy * "Why did I ever give him that monkey..." Kashade * "You are an ass-HOLE." Unknown * "It's not good for you, man..." Unknown, after watching Dash electrocute himself for fun.

Quotes WITH Dash
* (After watching Dashade plummet off the Stonewraught Dam without his parachute cloak) o Kashade: "Are you alright? How did you keep your glasses on?!" o Dashade: "'Cause I get paid to do that. I am a professional."

* (With Kashade, during unknown circumstances in Desolace.) o Kashade: "Hold on." o Dashade: "Whaddaya mean hold on?! The Tauren's not gonna hold on..."

Rumors
* Has once snorted four springs of Swiftthisle... in one night...   * Has had six orgies... in one night. * Both of the previous events occurred in the SAME night. * Once wrecked his Mechanostrider and walked away. * Has at least one friend who's got enough surveillance equipment to make SI:7 blush with penis envy. * Cried after doing * Has a pet monkey that no one's ever seen. * Loves blow guns and owns at least one. * Was once asked to put his pants on in Stormwind. * Was once asked to put his pants on in SCHOLOMANCE. * Has denied a request to put his pants on, and in return, took damage from a beer bottle. * Loves sneaking into Undercity. * Loves sneaking into Silvermoon City. * Has hijacked a Horde Zeppelin more than once.

Soundtrack
(Feel free to add to this list.)


 * Aerosmith - Livin' On The Edge
 * Akira Yamaoka - Silent Hill theme
 * Hoobastank - Did You?
 * Saliva - Spy Hunter
 * SR-71 - Let It Whip
 * Steadman - No Big Deal
 * Sting - Desert Rose
 * Talking Heads - Once In A Lifetime
 * The Cure - Burn
 * Train - Ordinary
 * Twilight Singers - Bonnie Brae
 * U2 - Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me
 * Wallflowers - Heroes
 * White Zombie - More Human Than Human (Meet Bambi In The King's Harem Mix)

=Etc= Do not ask him why he knows it costs to buy [A Night of Hot Night Elf Lovin']