User:Sock Puppet

Yes, it's true. I'm wooly and worn, tattered and torn. I've seen many feet in my time.

But my whole reason for existance is to get access back for the "real" me-account.

Who knows, I may become a bot account for my "main" some time. Or some admin may destroy me utterly, giggling maniacally all the while.

Pity a poor, defenseless, humble pedal-garment. I don't even get cursed properly, I only get "darn"ed.