User:Gote/Tuli

Tuli
Tuli is an animal feared all throughout Azeroth. She is the beast of all beasts. Nobody has ever killed her, and she is probably not going to be killed until the release of an expansion pack allowing players to reach level 255.

Tuli's History
Luckily for WoW players Tuli only exists on the EU/PVP realm Kor'Gall, and she has only been tamed by one brave hunter. How this hunter has been able to tame Tuli is a mystery but the rumors are that he brought help from his real life dog, with the exact same name. Tuli is actually the only one that has ever survived a staring battle against Chuck Norris. The only reason she lost was that the hunter's gamecard ran out.

Tuli's abilitys

 * 1) Terryfying screech
 * 2) Makes you wet your pants in fear
 * 3) Instagib strike
 * 4) Summons a 10 mile long road light out of your screen (dodgeable)
 * 5) Rocket chair
 * 6) Makes your chair fly up in the sky

Tulis's future
As said, Tuli will most likely not be killed, not even the Game Masters can touch her because she is really strong, and she can hit through Paladins bubbles. But if you someday come across a snow white beast with a Night-elf female by her side, I suggest you run.