User:Hobinheim/Tinkerology

[10:51] Hobinheim: is there an azerothian version of scientology? [10:51] Hobinheim: some sort of illogical goblin religion [10:52] Kaso: ha ha [10:52] Hobinheim: tinkerology [10:52] Bagginsww: lol [10:52] Hobinheim: founded in 1873 by Spark Widdlecrank himself [10:52] Kaso: Well the goblin engineering thing where you have to re-buy your subscription is similar for the "taking all your money" thing [10:53] Bagginsww: probably L-rod Hubcrank [10:53] Hobinheim: there should be higher levels of ascension for obscene amounts of money [10:53] Hobinheim: Elite Level 60 Operating Tinkerologist [10:53] Kaso: haha [10:53] Hobinheim: although currently deceased, L-rod Hubblecrank is the only recognized Skull Boss Tinkerologist [10:54] Bagginsww: don't you have to rebuy your "subscription" for the gnomes too? [10:54] Hobinheim: the most famous Tinkerologist NPC to date is the formerly great engineer cum actor, Com Truise [10:54] Bagginsww: LOL [10:56] Bagginsww: or Travolt-meter [10:56] Hobinheim: Tinkerologists have been known for their aggressive tactics. Ganking those who oppose them and setting up repairbots to take money but not actually do the repairs [10:56] Hobinheim: Tinkerology is not a recognized primary profession [10:56] Hobinheim: some believe it is a subsect of Engineering [10:57] Hobinheim: the Azerothian Profession Council begs to differ, in their seminal 1998 report, "Tinkerology, Can't Drop It Because You Can't Train It" [10:57] Kaso: you should make a silly article about it think :> [10:58] Hobinheim: despite lacking the formal categorization of Tinkerology, numerous "churches" of Tinkerology exist in many different areas of Azeroth, offering trainers and housing to welcome new and old members alike [10:58] Hobinheim: it's been speculated that Illidan himself is a large proponent of Tinkerology [10:59] *** rophy2 has signed off IRC (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)). [10:59] Bagginsww: Battlefield Azeroth: Saga of the 20th century (in reference to the mysterious 20th century mentioned in the bone wastes) [11:00] Bagginsww: popular book by L-rod himself, and soon to be a major event, of gnome-vision [11:01] Hobinheim: i guess we really should make a silly article out of it [11:01] Bagginsww: starring Juan Travolt-meter [11:01] Hobinheim: but what's silly? [11:01] Hobinheim: Tinkerology is serious [11:01] Hobinheim: do you know how many player characters have lost their lives to this cult? [11:01] Kaso: haha [11:01] Bagginsww: only problem you'll bring in the scientologists to start vandalizing our site, :) [11:02] Bagginsww: we can't talk negatively about Tinkerology [11:02] *** Viper007Bond[a] has signed off IRC (No route to host). [11:03] Bagginsww: also there are a few competing belief systems, the hollow-azerothers (I'm one, its true, azeroth is hollow) [11:03] Bagginsww: flat-azerothers, beware if you go too far you'll fall off the edge of azeroth. [11:04] Kaso: Clearly azeroth is flat. [11:04] Bagginsww: oh ya flat-outlanders, I'm sure all people believe that [11:04] Kaydeethree: but... but... you will fall off of azeroth if you go too far [11:04] Bagginsww: heh heh [11:04] Bagginsww: I've fallen through the world a few times, blinking