Guild:Sadface (Malygos US)

Guild History
Sadface was originially created on November 28th, 2004, as a friendly guild designed to help one another level to 60, on the Malygos U.S. PvE server. In early January, 2005, a guild by the name of Virtus was created with the goal to raid high end content. A merger was created between the two, and the majority of Sadface joined Virtus. Virtus would go on to clear all of Molten Core and Blackwing Lair (through Chromaggus, never downing Nefarian). Eventually, Virtus was disbanded with little notice by GM Exivate in early November, 2005. Every member / officer decided to guild with the now barren Sadface guild (it was mainly used to hold alts / bank toons). Sadface is still actively raiding high-end content despite not having one of the best tanks of Malygos available to them: Koah.

The guild is probably most notable for its willingness to tackle compelling social issues head on. The guild is led by a man openly dealing with alcoholism and powered by several pot-smoking players. In the past, Sadface has gone to great lengths to welcome a particulary homosexual druid and reported one of its own members for having the name "Itouchkids." As the finest guild on Malygos, Sadface will not play safe-haven for openly lacivious child-molesters.

Children are important to Sadface. It features younger members such as Yautja, an 8 year old player from Illinois. Yautja is obstensibly one of the best geared characters on the Horde faction of Malygos. Amongst his weapon collection is Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker. He is revered by both his peers and the faculty at Stratton Elementary School in Champaign, Illinois.

Even though children are respected by Sadface, they recruit them so they can blame bad attempts on 'parents not fixing the Internet' or 'my Dad took away my router. Can I play using the microwave?'.

Zul'gurub
Hakkar + all optional bosses

Ruins of Ahn'Qiraj
Ossirian + all optional bosses

Molten Core
Ragnaros

Blackwing Lair
Nefarian

Temple of Ahn'Qiraj
C'thun + Three Bugs

Naxxramas
Maexxna + Instructor Razuvious + Noth the Plaguebringer + Thaddius

An up to date Malygos server Guild Progression list can always be found at Malygos Progression.

Website Information
Sadface can be contacted via their website, Sadfaceguild.com.

Jibber Jabber
Sadface is intolerant of jibber jabber, in all forms.

Besides the fact that Sokaero likes men, this has been proven on many occasions and he has been booted from the guild for it, as well.

Notable members
Plaguehand, Undead Mage. Accomplished chef. Attended The Culinary Institute of the Pacific at Leeward Community College in Pearl City, Hawaii.