What kobolds are and aren't

What Kobolds are and aren't
Kobolds are a rat like race that live all over azeroth.

What they aren't

 * Kobolds are not smart.
 * Kobolds are not english majors.
 * Kobolds are not fuzzy little pets to keep in your house.
 * Kobolds are not demented gnomes.
 * Kobolds are not attractive.
 * Kobolds are not chewy, gummy, tasty or tangy.
 * Kobolds are not ninja looters, but they aren't much better.
 * Kobolds are not friendly, unless you are a rat.
 * Kobolds are not an evolution of Pikachu.
 * Kobolds are not good at shaving, those hairy rodents.
 * Kobolds are not night vision capable, why do you think they like their candle so much?
 * Kobolds are not Mankrik's Wife.
 * Kobolds are not food, unless you are a Mine Spider.

Questions a Kobold might answer


"Can I take your candle ?"

"Are you afraid of me ?"

"Could you attack me please ?"

"Would it be dangerous if I set off all this dynamite" (remember, Kobolds are for lighting anything that looks like a candle)

"Does someone need a hug ?"

"What would Goldtooth do ?"

Kobold fashion
Burning wax candles on top of your tender scalps are a hit, remember, fashion is pain.

Ripped clothes are awesome, even awesomer when covered in dirt.

A few missing teeth make you look like a hockey player, everyone loves hockey players.

Let everything be hairy, it's good for the winter.

This page
is a tribute to the What is a Gnoll page