User:Synris

Synris, also known as the god of everything that ever existed - ESPECIALLY HOT BABES! is a World of Warcraft player on the Oceanic server Barthalis in the guild  along side his best friends forever Sour, Cream, Chives, Solastys, Orcdestroyer, and Feon, Wait scratch that Feons a fgt.

Also Lillfela is a tryhard fgt

Anywho Synris, Also known as Champion of the Frozen Wastes emerged at the start of the year 2010 with seemingly awesome powers to get into peoples mind and have sex with their brains, this aggrovated most people and they would yell abuse at him over the City wide channel known as trade chat. Unfortuantly Synris was a troll (unknown at the time) and Happily fed off all the rage being directed at him by the foolish mortals. within a months time he had become so powerful he had a following and the whole server loved him! (spare a few hundred) and he had the macro to prove it! he had all the love he could want, a personal sex slave / cook (love you Solastys), tons of fame, a kick ass line that was strong to this very day, and a seemingly neverending flow of nude pics. after Synris had gained domination over the servers trade chat he decided to take it to the next step. he formed a guild with his best friends forever and started them on the art known at "Trolling" Sour, Synris' most prized student started using the spam "Girl's dont play WoW" and became an instant success!. Ejot, the quiet kid of the guild (Get a mic you fgt) gained the line "I like my whiskey how i like my women, 12 years old and mixed with coke." and the fat downie kid Feon, whom which synris often thought of as a pathetic worm, was given the line "Guys, Stormwind City was under attack" which, much to Synris' displeasement became a great hit. with all this growing influence over the server of Barthalis... will anyone be able to stop Synris before its too late?...

Quotes from Synris:

why do they call it Xbox 360? because when you see it you turn 360 degrees and walk the other way

um no, im a skateboarder i think i know what 360 degrees is

Im a Wizard.

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HEY SYNRIS ITS SOLASTYS I FINK U R SECKSI

HEY EMMA, IT'S CHIVES. YOU'RE A WHORE.