Real life


 * Real life, also known as Un-WoW (n. ree-ah-li-tee by-tes): A construct of mothers and lawmakers to induce humanity into producing more food for the coming generations. Preferred method for sustaining life. Participating in real life may include side effects such as: sleeping before midnight, smiling and laughing regularly, and getting a tan. Warning: may cause craving for more life (or more likely a violent allergy to it). (Recent studies have shown playing World of Warcraft may take away large parts of real life.)

...as opposed to Real Life.