Squibly Ratchetdibble

Squibly Ratchetdibble was a mage who, when using the spell Blink, accidentally got a bar stool inserted in the hip. The stool had to be removed via fire, leaving minimal burns. His/her accident is chronicled in the book Blinking Rules & Regulations.

Speculation
Judging by the name, it is likely that Squibly is either a gnome or a goblin.