Server:Cenarius US/Meru

Meru is a player on Server:Cenarius in the Eventide guild.


 * Meru's frostbolts are so powerful they one shot frost immune mobs.
 * Meru got the world's first Kel'thuzad kill while riding on the back of Sapphiron.
 * When you get exalted with Meru, Meru kills you, aint no fool who can gain faction with Meru.
 * Meru make Chuck Norris his avatar of war.
 * Meru didn't become a Grand Marshall, he was born Grand Marshall.
 * Meru doesn't raid instances, he brings along 39 people to watch him solo.
 * Meru one shots horde with Fireball rank 1.
 * Meru got to Rank 15, then promptly removed it.
 * Meru is both the Unstoppable Force and the Unmovable Object.
 * Meru gives money to mobs so they will drop it for others.
 * Meru has full Frostfire, he was deemed cruel and unusal punishment in Battlgrounds, so he downgraded.
 * Meru created the Mage class.
 * Meru threatened to blast Blizzard with a Fireball if they didn't make a caster legendary, thus was born Atiesh.
 * Meru is the reason Ragnaros submerges.
 * Meru doesn't need Fire Resist for Ragnaros, Ragnaros uses Frost Resist gear against Meru.
 * Meru created the shield around Dalaran.
 * Meru doesn't like people, don't get on his bad side.
 * You live only because Meru lets you.
 * Meru was Malygos's mentor.
 * Meru's spells are all instant cast because he once activated Presence of Mind and realized his was permanent.
 * Meru vendored his Atiesh.
 * Meru can execute, he calls it Frostbolt rank 1.
 * Meru can Ice Block other people...permanently.
 * Meru doesn't die, he Feigns Death to make you feel better.
 * Meru is a one man guild but he graces us with his presence.
 * Meru auto shot crit Slaughterer for 10k.
 * Meru kited Naxxramas to Vael's room and AOEd it down.
 * When Vael attempted to cast Burning Addrenaline on Meru he got the error "A more powerful spell is already active."
 * Meru can dual wield staves, but to be gracious, he doesn't.
 * When Meru AFK's out of a Battle Ground, YOU get the deserter buff.
 * In the beginning there was Meru.
 * When Meru kills a player, they die.... permanently.
 * The Titan's left Azeroth because Meru told them to GTFO.
 * Meru knows this page sucks.