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The Kraz'i Jaq are tribes of small, hairy gnomes that inhabits Kalimdor. Not much of this mysterious tribe has been known so far, but some explorers have made it clear that these creatures exhibit very low intelligence.



History
The Kraz'i Jaq gnomes were eaten as delicacy by nearby troll tribes, notably the Cijay trolls. However, the gnomes decided to fight back. To fight back the trolls efficiently, who had high regeneration rate and expert spear-throwing skills, the little gnomes needed the help of someone else. Therefore, they decided to enlist the help of a fabled Pandaren Brewmaster, Dooma. Dooma was the lord of a small Pandaren estate in the fabled island of Pandaria, and he loved helping the weak fight against the oppresive.

The Cijay trolls, with superior blade mastery, picked off the small gnomes at ease. However, the brave brewmaster Dooma easily crushed the Cijay stronghold, which was located on a nearby island. Thus, the small and hairy Kraz'i Jaq gnomes were able to achieve independence, largely thanks to the Pandaren Brewmaster, Lord of Dooma.

Society
Having achieved their independence, the Kraz'i Jaq gnomes formed a very peculiar society. The Kraz'i Jaq society are a peculiar form of oligarchy, in which small band of elite, hairy gnomes rule the entire society. The ruling class, refered to as Nazees, imposed severe restrictions on civil liberties and freedom of their fellow gnomes. In most severe cases, the oligarchs vandalized the town billboard and spread propaganda.

Class System
The gnomish society consists of several classes. The ruling class (oligarchs) are known as Adulfa Hituler, and they employ oppressive means to controle the masses. The warrior class, which is the arm of the ruling class, is known in Kraz'i Jaq tongue as Chyn'a gold'o-farmor. The masses and the bottom class is known as Ba-ber-Qu Saus.