User:Zaer/Zaer

Biography
http://www.warcraftrealms.com/charsheet/9667363

A small gnome training in the arts of Mages

Creator of the notorious guild Smells Like Gnome Spirit. Disappeared in early 2006, his whereabouts are unknown to this day, although many speculate that he became senile and went psychotic. There are also rumors that he went back to his old home Gnomeregan for an early retirement. If you have seen this gnome, please contact us in Tinker Town.

Fun Facts
Zaer likes to dress in womens clothing.

Zaer wears a toupee.

Zaer is a great dancer, and he won several contests in his younger years.

Zaer suffers from Phalacrophobia.

Zaer was a North American Fall Webworm in his past life.

Zaer loves Lobster Stew.

Zaer has a fetisch for murlocs.

Zaer hates Bill Pullman with a passion.

*Update*
Very recently we received information from an anonymous source that Zaer has indeed left this world, allegedly he was found in the Engineering Labs deep in Gnomeregan. Cause of death is unknown. We mourn the passing of Zaer, and pray that he will find peace in the next life.

R.I.P

Jun 15, 05 - May 11, 06