User:Coeur

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Evil? What do you mean, evil?

My my, a few little mishaps and all of a sudden the world thinks we're all evil. Have you seen my homeland? Kittens everywhere. Pink and yellow homes. Swirly things. Brooms that sweep all by themselves. Trust me, we are not "evil". Take me, for example-- I heal all kinds, as long as they're not hostile, even those brutish orcs who never even thank me for it. *sigh* I'm quite generous, in my humble opinion. Keeping the Horde alive and whatnot. You know. Yeah, I'm well aware I get my powers of light from a captive Naaru, but you know what? We treat it very well. Admit it, you would love being held captive by a female blood elf-- we're doing the thing a favor, in exchange for a little light.

And how is a pack of zombies less "evil" than us wonderful blood elves, anyway? I saw a Forsaken the other day-- his jaw was literally dropping at the sight of me, and not in a metaphorical "omigosh I think he likes me" sort of way. Not cool. And while not exactly evil, it still fits the stereotype of evil ugliness, you know? And trolls, oh god, trolls. They seem perpetually annoyed at me. Sure, I'd be aggravated too if I had two huge horns sticking out of my gums. Oh and two toes. Not cool.

Honestly. Those leper gnome slaves in Silvermoon? Those freakin' sickos pay us to be that Succubus' slave laborers. Truly! You think I'd lie to you?

Evil, hah. The Tauren are more evil than us. Who do they think they are messing with the flow of things? Whoever heard of healing the land? Don't make me laugh. If the land needed healing I'd throw a flash of light its way. Diseased? I'd cleanse it. We don't need their silly methods, honestly. We're the holiest damn thing the Horde's ever seen. Evil? Don't make me laugh.