User:Sigmahill/Koastaalys

= Basic Information =

Name: Koastaalys

Nicknames: Koast, Toast, K, Assface (but only to his stay at home elven wench)

In a Previous Life: Founding Father and first Brewmaster of the Thunderbrew Guard

Current Occupation: Lends his blades to the glorious crusades of the Flying Monkeys

Professions: I hit stones with an axe and hope they give me shinies and pretend I'm a Gnome

Race: Night Elf

Age: Old enough not to have to show ID when the time for killin' ends and drinkin' begins

Class: Rogue

Sex: Male

Hair: Yes

= History =

Koast should've been born a Dwarf, He hates everything about Darnassus and all the pompous talk about Elune. He figures (and quite rightly) that the Dwarves have figured out the secret to a good life: namely excessive amounts of booze. He has a unhealthy hatred of Gnomes.

= Gossip =

Go ahead and spread your lies about me...you know you want to