User:Kiley

Profile/Overview
Kiley is a Level 70 Holy Priest (PvE specialized) and realm-renowned philanthropist on Server:Arthas_US. She has been in a number of guilds (including The Heroes Alliance, The Collective, Ruin, NvM, The Butchers, Wisp, Hidden...), but has always remained loyal to her organization and "the boys" (her endearing term for her friends, both male and female -- or both).

It is rumored that she is, in fact, not a girl IRL. The main evidence for this is the presence of a male voice on Ventrilo whenever she speaks. On numerous occasions, Kiley has stated that this is in fact her brother speaking for her, because she (1) does not like speaking for herself and (2) her brother owes her $20,000 for unknown reasons. Furthermore, the Facebook profile within the official Arthas group is purportedly her brother, who acts, as Dr. Evil would say, as the "legitimate face to my evil empire." Except, her empire isn't evil. And, in fact, she is not an empressat all.

After the collapse of the Kiley Cares Organization (see below), Kiley retired. It has been rumored that she plans to return at an unknown date.

The Kiley Cares Organization
Alternatively known as the Kiley Cares Foundation, this charity organization runs on the simple assumption that all people are, at heart, good. The primary goal of the group was to diffuse trolls on the Arthas realm forums, and to provide support with legitimate posts complaining about game mechanics or other players.

The identity of the KCO "Office Girl" has mostly been shrouded. She performs secretarial tasks such as buying extra stationery and filing tax documents. For a time, MHammer (a.k.a MAxe, MStaff, or MSurfaceToAirMissile) served as the Office Girl, but was fired due to The Poisoned Chocolate Incident.

For a brief time, the KCO employed an intern named "Wong" who wrote "dictated but not read" posts for Kiley on the Arthas forums. However, due to his poor grasp of the English language (key concepts such as plurals and verb conjugation), he was forced to resign and now works as a successful divorce attorney on an undisclosed Roleplaying server.

The Kingdom of Stormwind, in association with the Alliance, shut down the KCO due to reports of tax fraud, and a post entitled "The Thread in which I Lose My Mind," where Kiley provided Dalmatian-love advice to a forlorned Forsaken. Ultimately, the discussion was highly sexual and drew the ire of the forum moderators, who swiftly banished Kiley from the forums.

Azerothian Press
In addition to her charity work, Kiley also was employed (and may very well still be) to the Azerothian Press, the universally accepted newspaper of Azeroth (but only because it is the only one). Her work was written in reporting style, and differentiated from the editorializing she was more used to from the Kiley Cares Organization.

Her work is being kept in an archive by her brother, found here: Azerothian Press Archives

Other Work
Remember the Seattle Seven? Well that was her...and six other guys.

Kiley also helped out certain World of Warcraft celebrities, who are not internet-savvy, to generate their own Myspace pages: currently Nielas Aran from Karazhan and Leotheras the Blind from Serpentshrine Cavern.