User:BobNamataki/Warcraft Explained

Burning Legion Arrives

 * Human and Orc are having a little PVP.
 * Human: I'm winning! I'm winning
 * Orc blows away human shield.*
 * Human:Waaah!
 * Orc: Kek.
 * The Burning Legion falls out the sky and starts pwning the background.*
 * Human: w00t!
 * Orc: Hoog. (w00t in Orcish)
 * The Burning Legion pwns the Orc and the Human.*
 * Portal People: lololo.

Corrupting the Orcs

 * Kil'jaeden: Here drink this Orcs.
 * Orc: What is it?
 * Kil'jaeden: It's...gravy that...Mannoroth made.
 * Ner'zhul: Well, I'm convinced.
 * Gromm Hellscream: I'm in.
 * drinks blood*
 * Ner'zhul: Why it's....it's.....the best drink I've ever had. Tell the others Gromm!

Torturing Ner'zhul

 * Kil'jaeden: Talk or I delete all your alts!
 * Ner'zhul: You wouldn't!
 * Kil'jaeden: I'm in your account.
 * Ner'zhul: No!
 * Kil'jaeden: I'm typing in delete.
 * Ner'zhul: Noooooo!
 * Ner'zhul attacks Kil'jaeden but trip into a blender.

Archimonde destroys Dalaran

 * Archimonde: (In Eredun) Magic, destroy this city!
 * Magic: Do it yourself!
 * Archimonde: Oh fine.
 * After making sandcastle of Dalaran.

Archimonde: Now, the final reagent...
 * Drops dynamite on sandcastle. Explosion tans Archimonde and disconnects outland from draenor.
 * Archimonde: Heh heh.

Destruction of Archimonde

 * Archimonde: Now what we need is this tree. It will look nice on the patio.
 * Malfurion: Oh no you don't! That's my tree.


 * Malfurion blows the horn.