User:Mr.X8/Criss Angel

Criss Angel, known as The Mind Freak is a gnome under Zaoza the Overpowering. He, like all his race, is annoying. Criss is an over-zealous commando who was given the task of being 'Bucket stealer'. He, like all other gnomes, just hates the felkarr. He is very mysterious (or faggy I mean in his case these 2 words are like tomato tuhmotto) and speaks with a slight lisp. He has spiky hair and wears many wannabe rapper bling. When he's in commando mode, he hides both so he won't stick out too much. For some reason he fights with razor-sharp playing cards. He also likes to Pickpocket.