User:Karmadon Lightdweller

Karmadon Lightdweller was born a human in Stormwind City, but when he was just 2 years old, an evil mage that held a grudge against Karmadon's parents polymorphed Karmadon into a Blood Elf permanently. When his parents saw Karmadon a Blood Elf, they sadly threw him off the Deeprun Tram, while it was moving. This should have killed Karmadon, seeing as he was only 2 years old. Yet, he lived. Karmadon sat on the tracks of the Tram for weeks and weeks, until noticed by a Blood Elf Paladin, about to raid Stormwind City. His name was Ajcmclovin. Ajcmclovin was ready to use Judgement on Karmadon as a one-hit kill, until he saw his glowing green eyes, and long ears, indicating this baby was a Blood Elf. Ajcmclovin then took Karmadon and raised him as his own son. He decided to call the raid on the Alliance, and he took Karmadon to his home, which was a small little house, just southeast of Falconwing Square He tried to feed the baby foods found fresh off the trees of Eversong Woods, like Mana Apples, and Sparkling Mana Water. But this baby would refuse to eat this food by purging all of it. Ajcmclovin thought that this baby would die, as it would not eat anything. Then he undressed the baby to give it a change of clothes, as its clothes seemed ragged and dirty. As he did this, he realized the baby had a small gold inscription on his robe. This symbol was EXACTLY like the one that the Auctioneer's in Stormwind City had had. Later on, Ajcmclovin realized that this baby was not born a Blood Elf. This child must have been a human at first! 6 years later, Ajcmclovin was teaching Karmadon the ways of the Paladin. Though Karmadon was only 8 years old, he seemed exceptionally strong. At the age of 8, he was already level 12! One day, Ajcmclovin took Karmadon Lightdweller to Silvermoon City, so he could buy Karmadon some Greens from the Auction House. As Ajcmclovin and Karmadon walked in through the gates of Silvermoon, he saw a group of maybe 9 or 10 Undead Scourge. He told Karmadon to run as fast as he could back home, while he took care of the problem. But Karmadon wanted in on some of the action too. So, as fast as he possibly could, Karmadon ran to the group of Scourge, screaming the Battle Cry of the Lightdweller. Ajcmclovin had taught his son this Cry. The cry was not too unique, however. It was just an ordinary yell. "Raaaahhhhh!!!!!" screamed Karmadon as he bolted to the Scourge. And with all of his might and power, he attacked the Scourge very brutally, occasionally getting help from Ajcmclovin, who used Consecration. And after about 2 brutal minutes of fighting, the Scourge fell, and Karmadon Lightdweller had defeated the Scourge. Karmadon Lightdweller was an extremely powerful Paladin now, as he learned all he could from Ajcmclovin. He was level 55 now, and very well known all around Eversong Woods. Then 502 screams filled the atmosphere. "Silvermoon City is under attack!" yelled the Silvermoon Guards. Karmadon took action. He BOLTED out of the Auction House and saw thousands of Scourge attacking the Blood Elves of the city. He gemmed some of his gear, and killed many of the Scourge, with incredible ease. Then, came some elite Abominations. He knew that he could defeat them, even IF they had incredible strength. He finally killed the Abominations, then came a very large, frightening figure. Tbe LICH KING! Ajcmclovin had told him about the Lich King, and how you needed 25 men to defeat him. Karmadon had enough courage, and thought he could defeat him. He used Divine Protection and charged after The Lich King. The Lich King just cackled, then used a dark spell... Karmadon fell...Karmadon Lightdweller was now dead. The Lich King was very aware of Karmadon's strength. The Lich King then used his magic, and turned Karmadon Lightdweller... into a Death Knight! Karmadon was now part of the SCOURGE! Karmadon Lightdweller awoke in a strange, dark, terrifying place. He didn't know where he was. He got up, and saw his gear had completely changed! He had dark clothes on. He looked around and saw many Undead! But, when he clicked on them, they were green, and he couldn't attack him. He looked in his reputation charter, and saw nothing but Knights of the Ebon Blade. He was neutral with them. The Lich King came up to Karmadon, and Karmadon tried attacking him, but since he couldn't, he just did emotes to him, like /spit, /rude and /chicken. When he did /chicken, he realized his voice had changed. It sounded scary and Scourge-like! Then The Lich King threw his weapon at Karmadon, and all his memories were gone! His memories of Ajcmclovin, and of the attack on Silvermoon City. The only thing Karmadon knew was to accept quests from the Scourge here. He took a quest from the Lich King, and other quests from other Scourge. He did these quests, and got some good gear from some of them. Then he saw a Paladin run by. This Paladin had a familiar face, but Karmadon didn't know where from. He ran into the Ebon Hold, and then The Lich King one-hitted this Paladin. Then the Paladin whispered to Karmadon. His name was Ajcmclovin. He whispered to Karmadon and did 3 periods, looking like '...'. Karmadon didn't know what was going on, and he just ignored this. Then, Karmadon was doing a quest to torture Scarlet Crusaders to get information out of them, and he met a seemingly nice Death Knight named Gigglebasket. They did many more quests together, and for some reason, Gigglebasket would randomly do a surprised face, looking like ':O'. Then, Karmadon Lightdweller and Gigglebasket got a quest from The Lich King to talk to some guy past a cave somewhere, and when he talked to him, he told him what the Lich King had done. Karmadon and Gigglebasket had then remembered everything from their past! Karmadon and Gigglebasket used to be strong Paladins, but now they were Death Knights. So then began an epic war between the Scourge and the Light's Hope Chapel army. The Scourge lost, or something, then began an epic war in the Ebon Hold, and Gigglebasket and Karmadon, and other Death Knights won the battle! After that, someone gave them a portal to Orgrimmar to give information about these happenings to Thrall. As Karmadon and Gigglebasket were walking into the city, the guards thought they were Scourge, and instead of taking action, and killing them, they threw rotten apples and rotten bananas at them. Karmadon was getting really tired of this, so he tried to mount his Archerus Deathcharger, but he couldn't in the city. So Karmadon and Gigglebasket ran as fast as they possibly could to Thrall, and Thrall yelled to everyone in Orgrimmar that they were not Scourge. Gigglebasket sat in Orgrimmar for awhile, not doing anything. Karmadon could not get a hold of her. So, he continued questing, starting in Hellfire Peninsula, Outland. Karmadon later on, went to Shattrath City, and used the Horde portal to Orgrimmar to put some greens up for the Auction House. As he was there, he noticed someone was licking and kissing him. Karmadon thought this was very strange, but continued putting his auctions up. Karmadon decided to add this person as a friend. This man was named Gaytralalala. Karmadon listened to Gaytralalala and his brilliant ideas for getting gear, leveling fast, where to quest, etc... Until Karmadon realized that Gaytralalala was homosexual. He found this a bit akward, seeing as Gaytralalala was attracted to him, but he still continued listening to the ways of Gaytralalala. Although, not attracted to Gaytralalala, he would /kiss him sometimes, just to make him happy.