User:Deadite88/Phoenix Rising Facts

Facts
- This page is a lot like the Saurfang Facts page. It should be noted that this page is 1337 times better because it is about Phoenix Rising.

- Phoenix Rising is a nice guild, and they would like if you didn't spread rumors or say bad things about them. If you do, they will HyperCleave you 133,713,371,337 times.

- HyperCleave is a macro so complicated, it took the entire day for Bill Gates to code it. The entire time, he was locked in a basement with very little food or water, and was ordered to commit Hara-Kiri if he did not succeed. Bill Gates is still alive.

- Phoenix Rising has the biggest hands in the instance, brother.

- Phoenix Rising fitted Yogg-Saron for braces. They did this because all the members are dentists. This is how they could afford to contract Bill Gates for macro coding.

- Phoenix Rising has ALL THE FUN. EVERY DAY.

- There are always, always five members of Phoenix Rising on at all times. If any less than five members were to log in, Blizzard's servers would crash, and if there were any more, everyone else would get kicked. Random disconnects are because one member has signed off to practice dentistry, and tuesdays aren't patch days, they're Phoenix Rising raid days.

- When you wipe, Phoenix Rising members gain a level.

Anyone feel free to contribute to this page.