User:Guzzle/Guzzle

Guzzle
Guzzle is a lowly and disgusting dwarf of Ironforge. Guzzle has a very terrible drinking problem and is known for being obnoxious and greedy, because of these traits Guzzle was shunned and banished from Ironforge. Now Guzzle makes a living in The Dwarven District of Stormwind City, there he spends his time begging for money, causing havoc in the various bars and inns of Stormwind and of course getting completely hammered. Often Guzzle can be found in Goldshire pestering the locals and causing mayhem throughout the town.

Not much is known about Guzzle's friends or family, however Guzzle travels around with a great Goretusk Boar named Hogzilla. Hogzilla is a fat and bad tempered boar that reeks of beer. Between the horrid stench and bad attitude this boar is truly a monstrosity. But regardless of how filthy Hogzilla may be he is a great companion for Guzzle.

Night Elf Racist
Guzzle often looks down upon Night Elves and tends to harass them whenever he gets the chance. Guzzle has been seen physically and verbally attacking Night Elves, usually females which provides strong evidence that Guzzle is also sexist. It is not known why Guzzle has such a deep hatred for Night Elves, perhaps it involves a childhood memory or an old conflict he once had with them, regardless of the reason his terrible attitude towards Night Elves has earned him a few visits to the Stormwind Stockade.

Future Plans
Guzzle has no idea what he wants to do with his life because he is a poor miserable slob.

Guzzle's Brewfest Adventures!
COMING SOON!