User:Felixleiter77/In Soviet Russia, Zuluhed

In Soviet Russia, is an alliance guild created by two of Zuluhed's most famous and revered players. The two Alliance supporters, Melynda and Kooro, created the guild in September of 2010 and as of now it has an exclusive membership policy. This policy is in part due to the large number of trolls who tried unsuccessfully to join the guild and bring it down, and also because the large volume of supporters the two players have would create severe guild chaos if too many people joined. Although lacking a substantial raid base, the guild is considered by many players to be one of the best on the server, both horde and alliace. The guild is however, well known for its pvp prowess and successful capital city raids. Some horde have gone so far as to call the guild "the soul of the alliance" or "thrall's kryptonite". Players who wish to join the guild are encouraged to send an ingame message to either Melynda or Kooro for information on player versus player criteria to join the guild. Casual players who wish to join the guild may do so, but only by following several simple guild rules. Although very strict concerning pvp success, the guild has a strong liberal point of view and conservatives are discouraged from attempting to join the guild due to the large amount of frustration and humiliation they would suffer. Overall the guild is one of the top pvp guilds on the server and rumor has it that anyone who has joined the guild has never left because of its excellent maintenance and innovative governing system. The guild currently holds a 97% satisfaction rating based on 257 responses.