User:Tuckels/randall



Randall is the fierce mascot of the oceanic forums. He is also known as "The Wave Guy". Known for his fiery temper, It would be wise not to cross him, resulting in your skull being bashed, or the loss of your soul.

Randall appears as a red hostile lvl ?? boss in all US realms except Oceanic. He's a tier higher than Arthas.

One of Randall's many abilities is called "The QQ Wave". This ability is basically Randall mustering all the QQ tears of Oceanic players into his 'wave', and flooding the General Forum with many repetitive threads to fix Oceanic servers.

His pet peeves include the latency on the Oceanic Realms and AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE threads.

Randall's famous quotes and sayings
'By Tears be Drowned' - Randall says this when he uses "The QQ Wave" on the forums.

'Trolls, The Best Souls' - Randall on Favorite Souls to Devour

The Book of Randall
The Book of Randall; while not yet fully deciphered; Begins with these quotes and sayings:

He shall flood the land; and then instruct his followers to construct an ark 300 cubits long, 50 cubits wide, 30 cubits tall; with a power level of over 9000 ~Book of Randall 1:1.

"BY LATENCY, BE PURGED" ~Book of Randall 1:2.

Then Randall said, “Let there be oceans”; and there was oceans. ~Book of Randall 1:3.

And he tore apart their soles, leaving their worthless flesh on the floor, as a reminder to all mages who sought to enslave a water elemental. ~Book of Randall 1:4

They that know thy name will put their trust in thee: for thou, Randall, hast not forsaken them that seek thee. ~Book of Randall 1:5

'And Randall spoke; I am the Ocean, I am the Sea, I am the Wave Devouring your soul. ~Book of Randall 1:6

DIAF shalt never be muttered ever again from now fourth it shall be DITWOR standing for Die In The Wave Of Randall ~ ~Book of Randall 1:7

You are not prepared! Here, take this floatation device... There! Now you're prepared! ~Book of Randall 1:8

"Randall, Lord Randall" ~Book of Randall 1:9

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Well, who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here." Randall is so giant he can't 'ear you, He only hears your QQ's so yee shal 'ear him". ~Book of Randall 2:0

"Randall will be back. He only leaves to collect QQs" Yee who be'n cryin', better be runnin'. ~Book of Randall 2:1

And he said "QQ Moar"; Yer tears will make me stronger; and together we shall rule the Kingdoms of Azeroth!" ~ Book of Randall 2:2

And Randall did decree that, for abnormally high numbers of frost specced mages upon the oceanic servers, they would be cursed to +300ms ~Book of Randall 2:3

As Randall rose from the water, Jaina proudmoore spoke, "We're going to need a bigger boat." ~Book of Randall 2:4

"All your base are belong to Randall". ~Book of Randall 2:5