User:Dragongelf

Hello and welcome to the homepage housing the undeniably odd Dragongelf

This page is under construction and i ask each and everyone to AVOID editing this (grammatical and spellulair edits will not be disallowed). (pentaly of death may apply to those who do not heed this warning)

Dragongelf is currently residing on the European Doomhammer server. Do not mock our alliance members, they can't help being the way they are. i've personally made it my mission to help release them from their suffering by a highly advanced technical and medical methode involving a large axe, a Gyro-Balanced Khorium Destroyer and several fists full of Adamantite Shells.

That said, Dragongelf is part of the glorious Horde and dislikes anything smaller than himself. Gnomes and Dwarves beware for Dragongelf is known to carry explosives.

Also, Tauren beware for Dragongelf likes hamburgers.

(more to be added later!)