Dark Iron Brewer

Dark Iron Brewer is a level 50 Dark Iron dwarf making beer in the Grim Guzzler of Blackrock Depths.

Quotes
The whole drinking conversation in which he ultimately drops his Mug of Dire Brew.


 * Don't bother me, ! I have two whole cauldrons of bubbling brew here and I must ensure they taste just right!
 * If they don't, then Master Coren Direbrew will flay and boil me!
 * I wouldn't do this on any other day, but… I'm thirsty and I hate drinking alone.
 * Bottoms up!
 * This is good stuff! But it's a little weak. I think I'll add a more garlic breath to it…
 * Not bad, not bad… But it's missing spice! How about adding scorpid venom? Yes! That'll fix it right up!
 * It's shaping up! But it needs more kick. Yep, you guessed it… Let's wash yesterday's socks in the cauldron… Mmmh, delicious!
 * This is good stuff! But I think it's a little flat. Let's round it out with a few squishy gnome eyeballs…
 * This is getting good! It really warms the stomach! And, I have to say, you're a sharp dressing 
 * Now where was I? I yeah… So I said to her, "But I need you! I need you!"… and she just laughed and slithered away! It's the honest truth, . Naga can be so cruel!
 * Yes , this is quite a drink! Quite a drink indeed!
 * Oh… I'm feeling groggy…