User:Vaserati

Originating from a PvP server this player often enjoys picking fights with the opposing faction, but is generally more friendly towards Horde members. His main realm is Sargeras, but also has toons on Gnomeregan, Kalecgos, Frostmane, and Natherizm. Both Natherizm characters are long since retired.

In real life this player enjoys Philosophy, Arthropodology, Swordplay, Martial Arts, Anime and the general Japanese culture, and obviously playing WoW. He is also addicted to PSO, Elder Scrolls, and Star Ocean. His close friends refer to him as Vaserati or more commonly Vas. This player would like to someday work for the local conservation district as a full time job, along with his volunteer work. He was offered a job in spring/summer '09 but the current economy would not allow it.

Before being suspended for "having emotions (paraphrasing there) and being autistic (but not there)" this player was enrolled in a county college and was enrolled in Elementary Algebra and Bioethics, having passed Intro to Philosophy, Intro to Ethics, Field Biology, the class for Kuk Sool, and the first belt of Shotokan; all with flying colors. He is currently enrolled (after successfully sicking a lawyer on their asses) in Elementary Algebra, Into to Psychology, and Kuk Sool for the Fall.

This player is twenty-three years old, has Asperger's Autism and is bi-curious. Please be respectful of my differences.

As far as the Asperger's is concerned, it is only very minor. Sound and light do not bother this player, nor do over-the-internet relations/conversations. The only problem he has in WoW is inability to lead a raid, although can assist in strategic comprehension/planning of almost any encounter.

破壊の神

Toons
Kalecgos


 * Unhittable 70 Tank Spec (XP capped)

Gnomeregan


 * Crithappy 64 Fury Warrior (retired)

Frostmane


 * Steelbullets 80 Survivalist Hunter w/ Slime/Hydra tank pets and Invisocat dps pet
 * Steelheals 40+ Undecided Priest
 * Steelclaws 50+ Feral Durid
 * Baddaytolive 80 Undecided Rogue

Sargeras


 * Vaserati 80 DS PvE Fury or PvP Fury Warrior

Name Changes


 * Deathlysin(Kalecgos) -> Shadowstab(Gnomeregan) -> Roguetank(Gnomeregan) -> Unhittable(Kalecgos)
 * Dostoevsky(Gnomeregan) -> Steelbullets(Frostmane)
 * Steelwall(Kalecgos) -> Baddaytolive(Illidan) -> Crithappy(Gnomeregan) ->Savagesteel(Kalecgos) -> Steelfury(Frostmane) -> Vaserati(Sargeras)

PvP Events
-Gurubashi Battle Royale


 * Located in Gurubashi Arena
 * No grouping allowed
 * No support allowed
 * Free-for-all
 * Open the chest and win a prize
 * Rez running allowed
 * Guild participation allowed, under the above rules
 * No level requirement
 * Small to medium prize based on turnout, ~200-2k

-Nagrand Island Deathmatch


 * Located on the largest floating island in Nagrand
 * Free-for-all, except single healers allowed (technically 2v2 or 1v2 or 1v1)
 * Edge knockbacks frowned upon (that means you druids and mages)
 * Last one or team on the island wins
 * Prize divided for teams of two
 * Sign-ups required at least a week in advance, no entry fee (to keep people from waiting above or near the island before the event ends)
 * Limited to 25 people
 * Minimum level 60, recommended 80
 * Prize money split between respective winners, medium prize ~1k-2k

-Tanaris Summer War


 * Two guilds selected from horde and alliance
 * Located in Tanaris desert, strategically placed between appropriate faction graveyards
 * 25 to 40 participants on each side required, both teams must be equal
 * Raid grouping
 * Private event (not posted on forums)
 * Winning factor(s) TBD
 * Minimum level 80
 * Prize money given to winning guild leader, large prize ~10k-20k

-Mini-events:

Fisticuffs Challenge


 * Beat Steelfury in Fisticuffs
 * May match Steelfury on any gear slot he uses (which includes ranged weapon without ammo)
 * No spells allowed (includes things like bloodthirst, enraged regeneration; anything that consumes energy, mana, runepower, or rage)
 * Use of trinkets' on-use affects allowed
 * Stand toe-locked
 * Small prize ~10-100g

-Hide-and-Seek


 * Find me wherever I may be hiding
 * I will not be stealthed, flying, or moving
 * Either come in contact with as Same-faction or kill as Opposite-faction
 * May require in-depth knowledge of game mechanics or precise movement to reach me
 * Small prize ~10-200g depending on difficulty

Notable Characteristics
* Tanked Gruul from 35% to 0%, as the official tanks had both died. No video. * Tanked Prince in Kara from 100% to 40%. Died due to Infernals. Was the only attempt made on Prince before the avoidance nerf. Still technically has acceptable avoidance as Prince suffers a dual wield penalty. No video. * Tanked several heroic instances fully, including Shadow Labyrinth and Shattered Halls.
 * Discovered the method for making single button rotations for many DPS class/specs legitimately, however will not share it lest it be nerfed.
 * Used to raid without DBM for more challenge, and could/can do most fights without it, but leaves it on nowadays anyways.
 * Believes Fury is a great dps spec for Warriors, both in PvP and PvE, besides his difficulty to prove it in PvE.
 * Enjoys Fishing, generally in Orgrimmar or in the Burning Steppes. Leveled fishing from 1-375 purely in either of these places.
 * Got the Explorer Title at level 70 on Steelfury four hours after the release or WotLK. World First legally (one person has it well before the release date).
 * Has two pets on Dostoevsky that are not supposed to be available. (and like the ghost wolf Blizzard will fix it but let those who tamed them keep them)
 * Likes to PvP, and has become quite good at it.
 * Pre-2.4, and post 3.0 could often be found exploring, and has many, many times gotten stuck in holes without a hearth. That one being a bit of an extreme version. ^_^ Majorly nerfed as of 3.0.8a. Actively exploring post 3.3.0.
 * Will often RP to an extent with his characters.
 * Has renamed several of his characters multiple times, with no intention of hiding his identity.
 * Has acquired the full Bloodsail Buccaneer armor set (aquired in summer '07, reputation restored fall '08).
 * Built a pure avoidance rogue. Renamed Shadowstab to Roguetank accordingly. Almost completed. Nerfed in 3.0. Now named Unhittable. Videos at end of page.
 * Completed most of the materials (except 5 Elementium ore) for Thunderfury prior to BC, but only completed it quite some time after having reached level 70.
 * Got lucky on a drop of the Eye of Sulfuras shortly after reaching level 80. Completed Sulfuras 3 months later. Bought only four of the nine Ingots.
 * Prior to the implementation of resilience would PvP in a bright pink dress, trying for top damage in battlegrounds as fury, often succeeding.
 * As of obtaining Sulfuras, now purposely PvPs DWing Thunderfury and Sulfuras, wearing pieces of tier 2.5 (AQ40 class set), successfully ganking many 80s he meets. Trying to make proof of skill over gear.
 * Hosts server wide PvP events, with large cash prizes.
 * Still on occasion will challenge the Horde or Alliance to find him hiding in a city, with the goal being either to kill or come in contact with him, resulting in about ten upwards of several hundred gold, depending on difficulty. Recently found a buddy whom he can challenge to very difficult games of hide and seek all around Azeroth, still awarding this person with gold of varying amounts depending on difficulty.
 * Every weekend will give away somewhere between 100 and 1000 (total) gold to random strangers with trivia in trade chat. On holidays he will make special events available. (Christmas of '09 he gave away 20 pieces of coal, 100g, and 5000g in that order to random people who responded to the spam in trade "giving away free gifts")
 * Took the time to translate A-Z and AA-ZZ as well as special symbols on both Horde and Alliance. Him and a friend modified an existing addon to help make entering faster and more efficient.
 * Can say over 500 different words in Orcish on his Alliance toons, although only 30 someodd are useful. Can effectively make full sentences. Often surprises Horde by saying their names.
 * Can say over 400 words in Common on his Horde toons, although almost none are useful. Can not make sentences.
 * Briefly achieved a position in the top 100(74) achievers on Kalecgos. Decided that he needed a life (as if the above didn't prompt that already) and did not play WoW until he had dropped down to at least rank 101(148). Is currently in the top 200 on his new realm, Sargeras; and has been in the top 50,000 worldwide for several months.
 * After four years of playing his main, human warrior Steel, as alliance since the character (and account) was made in 1.6, this player made the switch to horde (tauren) to play with his real life friends who have been on the server for as long as he has, but decided to play horde. Recently he has switched back to alliance and rejoined his main guild.

Translation Guide
Translation Guide

Ally = Horde

A = O B = E D = Y P = U ♪/♥ = V ♫ = L ♠ = M ♦ = A ™ = H ee = lo oo = ve ba = ti ag = me zz = ne pp = an aa = re 700 = LON fff = ver ppp = vil

Horde = Ally

A = G C = O D = L F = A J = N ♠ = M ♦ = K ™ = R

If you are alliance, here are some fun things you can say:

Hello my lovely moomoo. May me have ale? Me never love you. (ag zz fff ee oo d a p) Me love you lon time. (ag ee oo d a p 700 ba ag) or (ag ee oo p 700 ba ag) ((there is no translation for G)) Me lonely. (ag 700 b ♫ d)

If you are horde, here are some minorly useful/useless things you can say:

No Gank Lag Llama

Videos
General Browsing

3.2.0


 * Steelfury PVP without a UI Use of current novelty 60s set.

3.1


 * Kamikaze Flame Leviathan Trash

3.0.8


 * Savagesteel Solo Jin'do the Hexxer

Pre-3.0 * Roguetank Series:
 * The Essence of Rogue Tanking (This video has tracking issues)
 * Roguetank Solo Ruul the Darkener
 * Roguetank two mans Fel Reaver
 * Roguetank and the populace of Honor Hold vs Fel Reaver Sentry (twice the damage, ten times the hp of a regular reaver)
 * Roguetank's first tanking opportunity
 * Roguetank two manning Durn the Hungerer

Pre-2.3

* Epic Jump/Flight Series:
 * Epic Flight #1
 * Epic Flight #2
 * Epic Flight #3
 * Epic Flight #4
 * Epic Flight #5

Links
I ˁ̵ˀ Horde
 * Favorite website