User:Kunzite1/Futuristic Sex Robotz/WoW

WoW
Recycle Bin: Once upon a time in the land of Azeroth.

Subrandom: Dave Chappelle fought David Hasselhoff.

Recycle Bin: We started out life in the Valley of Trials.

Subrandom: Now we stack gold in big-ass piles.

Recycle Bin: Lookin' through the books on top of the shelves.

Subrandom: Learning spells, gonna plow some naked elves.

Recycle Bin: Chillin' in Thunder Bluff or Ironforge.

Subrandom: We're engineers at the level of Geordi LaForge.

PC Speaker:

Got home from work and I had some time,

So I opened up WoW and I got online,

Logged into my Shaman up on Daggerspine,

When this maxed out motherfucker tried to take what's mine,

He said "I spent a thousand hours and I failed out of school,

And to justify it, I challenge you to a duel"

I said "That's okay, I know you'd beat me,

Look at me I'm not even at level 20,

I've got one of those things that they call a job,

And so I can't spend all day, runnin' a mob,"

Motherfucker kept pushin', wouldn't leave me alone,

I said "Fine bitch, pretend to be Sylvester Stallone,"

After he won he started talkin' hella shit,

And I thought to myself, "Is this fool legit?"

I called Recycle Bin and Subrandom to the place,

And they found the little bitch and regulated on his face,

See, we don't take no shit from internet teenagers,

Pretending to to be straight gangster ass bangers,

Step out of cyberspace and come over to my place,

I got a level 60 bullet for your motherfuckin' face.

Recycle Bin: Once upon a time in the land of Azeroth.

Subrandom: Dave Chappelle fought David Hasselhoff.

Recycle Bin: We started out life in the Valley of Trials.

Subrandom: Now we stack gold in big-ass piles.

Recycle Bin: Lookin' through the books on top of the shelves.

Subrandom: Learning spells, gonna plow some naked elves.

Recycle Bin: Chillin' in Thunder Bluff or Ironforge.

Subrandom: We're engineers at the level of Geordi LaForge.

Subrandom:

Remember back when 10 fuckin' levels was hard?

Nows it's ten 60s gankin' noobs in the yard,

Fat stacks of gear for Blackwing Lair,

10k armor when I shift into bear,

We got all these farmers rollin' on gear,

Now we quick to boot 'em the fuck out of here,

Murlocs be screamin' when we show up,

Volatile Rum's what's fillin' up my cup,

Today we catch no hassle in Stratholme,

Droppin' bosses harder than John Holmes,

Updated weekly, this shit is great,

Can't say no more cause the game don't wait.

Recycle Bin: Once upon a time in the land of Azeroth.

Subrandom: Dave Chappelle fought David Hasselhoff.

Recycle Bin: We started out life in the Valley of Trials.

Subrandom: Now we stack gold in big-ass piles.

Recycle Bin: Lookin' through the books on top of the shelves.

Subrandom: Learning spells, gonna plow some naked elves.

Recycle Bin: Chillin' in Thunder Bluff or Ironforge.

Subrandom: We're engineers at the level of Geordi LaForge.

Recycle Bin:

Started out my life killing them boars,

Now I spend my days rapin' Night Elf whores,

Catch you in the valley, and get me some head,

I swear that we're fightin' an army of speds,

Don't even get me started on you fuckin' gold farmers,

You gotta make a living, but I need that armor,

One day I met this dude yellin' "Yaaarrrr motherfucker,"

Tankin' up mobs like a angry drunk trucker,

Introduced me to the ill Druid squad, yo,

Never run with em, but I'll give a priest a nod, ho,

You can melt faces but I'm smashin' 'em in,

Windfury on my tuf so you fear Recycle Bin,

Watch out, comin' soon to an ass near you,

A non-stop beating that's long overdue.

Recycle Bin: Once upon a time in the land of Azeroth.

Subrandom: Dave Chappelle fought David Hasselhoff.

Recycle Bin: We started out life in the Valley of Trials.

Subrandom: Now we stack gold in big-ass piles.

Recycle Bin: Lookin' through the books on top of the shelves.

Subrandom: Learning spells, gonna plow some naked elves.

Recycle Bin: Chillin' in Thunder Bluff or Ironforge.

Subrandom: We're engineers at the level of Geordi LaForge.