User:Takoshell

Tako's Life
Takoshell is an orc shaman born in a cave in your mother's basement on June 15th, 2009. Takoshell is quite famous, he is best known for his acts in Icecrown Citadel. It has been rumored that he had burnt his toe hair during the dialog with Saurfang jr. in Icecrown Citadel. He does aprrox. 14k dps in his resto spec against Lord Marrowgar. His friend Scartian doesn't even compare to Tako's 1337ness. If you were to ever meet Tako, he would be like, " Oh no you didn't just approach me with your tier 7 gear." and will then bash your face in with his mohawk. The first troll he met was named Tirri, she was all like, "ITS NOT A TOBAHGAN!" and then would be like, "Ima chargin' mah fireball. IMA FIRIN' MAH FIREBALL" then she would cast it and then a very small message would appear infront of her saying...Miss. She then quit the game, she hasn't been heard from since. When Tako was a wee boy, he always wanted to heal. He dreamed of healing people...even if it did sound a bit creepy. When he hit level 80 his dps was under 2000...He tried to raid in ToC but everyone was like," You SOCK! GTFO OUT!", then he said," SOCKS?! WHERE?!". He was later removed from the raid. Then, one day, when he went to try ToC again with his guild, his guild master was brave, and decided she would give wee little Tako a try at healing the first raid he had ever healed....Ever. It turned out that he was a pretty decent healer after all and eventually killed Marrowgar single handedly in ICC10. His guild mates were all like ."WOW YOU'RE SO COOL! HERE. HAVE ALL MY GOLD!!!!#W!@#!@#@!#". And then he was rich. Then, a few moments later, he died because when he tried to light all of his toe hairs at one time to try and impress his guild mates, he actually ended up covering himself with flames. And then his guild leader was all like, "FEAST!" and then the guild ate him. The End.