Suzanne

Suzanne is one of three young level 25 female mage NPCs who wander through Stormwind City having a long discussion about creating a magic spell.

Their conversation is a randomized three-liner containing one of the following sentences:

1st Line:
 * If we reverse the Essence flows perhaps we can alter the polarity.
 * Why can't we just shift the array to compensate for the variance in the flux?
 * So then the array of magics would cascade into a chain reaction of positively charged energies.
 * The magical wards at that point should be supported enough by the energy flux to contain the entity.
 * Maginor says that twisting alternating flows of positive energy actually creates a much more stable flow.
 * The portal will shift slightly, at this point if you cast a binding cantrip you will solidify it in place.
 * When the positively aligned energies collide with the negatively charged energies, they don't negate one another.
 * Putting in twelve centers of focus might allow the magical energies to form more solidly, adding the necessary stability.

2nd Line:
 * I think not, I don't need to be blown up again.
 * I suppose that could work, if we had twenty people to cast it with.
 * But wouldn't that mean crossing the streams? Isn't that really bad?
 * But what if the resulting frequency shift were to send magical feedback up the flows?
 * But isn't that what caused the initial problems with Adept Syleria's magical formulae?
 * That will unbalance the magical focus, though, and cause a reverse vibration in the ether.
 * Wouldn't that cause the weave to unravel if not properly anchored before starting the casting?
 * The resultant energies could collapse though, and that could cause an energy flux that would give you a migraine for weeks.

3rd Line:
 * At least we wouldn't be around to have to clean it up.
 * Wow, all of this for a love potion. Hope he's worth it.
 * Only if we didn't follow the proper initialization procedures.
 * What if we used three focuses in Tyrean pattern? That should solve it.
 * Always so negative. The chances of that happening are between zero and none.
 * If we use the Surian theory, then yes, but not if we go with the Y'serian approach.
 * But if we stabilize it with an anchor thread at the appropriate energy crux then it should work.
 * If we use the appropriate sequence we should be ok. Will just take some serious studying before we start.