User:Twicker/The Three Musketeers

The Legend of the "Three Muskateers": Barthilas

Originally the trio was a duo, consisting of Damondread (now Raikel / Chihero) and Twistiez. Both were, and remain to be, hunters. Damondread and Twistiez met in Ashenvale during quests and helped each other to own Horde. They started a guild, aptly names Storm Reavers, they were on their own for a while until the advertising started. They soon got a lot of the WoW ccommunity into their guild. Their popularity rivaling the Aussie Raiders. Damon and Twist were funny people and soon became much loved characters within the guild. Their first major contributor to the guild however, was a night elf (another hunter) Ninjaar. These three eventually started levelling together (once Twist caught up to their level) and were neevr seen without each other. They created a laugh on guild chat, and on trade chat. Their favourite pastime would have to be, giving Snitch crap.

Background:

Ninjaar

The Quiet One. Possibly the most intricate of the two, ninjaar was easily one of the funniest people in the guild. She was easy to get along with and eager to lend a hand, Storm Reavers soon learnt of her love life... in a very sudden turn of events. She could be seen venting about her, then boyfriend, Ash and how hot his bestfriend was. This was one of the things that concerned the guild, and made them laugh about. Though there were downpoints in her WoW life, she will always be remembered as one of the Three Muskateers, and a very important part of the Storm Reavers, Twist and Damons lives. Note: Ninjaar quit wow a few months after Twist.

Twistiez

The Hunter Lord of Barthilas. Her skill was rivaled by none, bar level 60s. Best friend (and cousin) to Damondread, she was the height of all things stupid and funny. Never willing to help a lower level for fear of embarrassment (by being killed by the monsters) she was secluded to questing with the trio. After a while Twist got sick of questing and switched to instancing. She instanced her way from level 34 to level 64. She was a major part of Soj's downbringing and loved to figure out new jokes based on his manhood. Twist could often be seen in Stormwind running in aimless circles just for something to do. After her beloved friend Damondread left the server she quit WoW. Returning 2 years later to be shocked to find Wrath of the Lich King (Wotlk) and be confused all over again.

Damondread (Raikel)

The Immortal Killer of Soj. Damon was possibly the most skilled player on Barthilas at the time. After being in a group with none other than Soj himself he developed a deep hate for the "man" He set out to ruin Soj, with the help of his friends. Being a major part of Storm Reavers he was looked on with reverance. He was a major part in the formation of the guild itself, and so was also a vice gm (along with Ninjaar and Twist) After close consultation with his friends Damon began planning the downfall of Soj. After a major fight with Soj on Trade Chat, with backup from the rest of the trio, Soj was ruined, but the Storm Reavers died in vain. Damon left the server, and the guild, in a state of utter disapointment at Soj's childishness. Effectively ruining the Three Muskateers forever. He left in a blaze of glory leaving the words "You are a complete idiot, I don't understand how you got this far in WoW. Your childishness amazes and infuriates me, i hope you rot in hell you retard" behind him.

The End of the Three Muskateers

After Damondreads quick retreat from the server Storm Reavers was in shambles. Twistiez and Ninjaar were to shocked to speak and depressed by their friends departure. Twistiez found that without her partner in crime and the perosn who made the duo a trio, WoW wasn't worth it. After discussing the matter with Ninjaar he left WoW for (supposedly) ever. Ninjaar, already plagued by troubles of her own, left soon after Twistiez and Storm Reavers was no more.

In the end Damondread returned to WoW as Chihero, a paladin, and renamed Damondread - Raikel. Twistiez also returned to ther server, remaining as the good old lovable dwarf. The only person missing is Ninjaar, who never came back. The duo are still in touch with her. They have joined a guild called Contrlled Kaos, and are happily continuing their WoW lives.

Good Luck and God Speed to you, the Three Muskateers.