Quotes of Warcraft II

Quotes of Warcraft &raquo; Warcraft II

Setup program
(clicking the sound test button)
 * "Your sound card works perfectly."
 * "Enjoying yourself?"
 * "It doesn't get any better than this!"

Peasant

 * "Ready to serve."
 * "Yes?"
 * "My lord?"
 * "What is it?"
 * "Hello."
 * "Okay."
 * "Right."
 * "Alright."
 * "Yes My lord!"
 * "Job's done."
 * "You're the king? I didn't vote for ya!
 * "Oh, what?"
 * "Y&mdash;uh-huh."
 * "Now what?"
 * "More work?"
 * "Leave me alone!"
 * "I don't want to do that!"
 * "I'm not listening."

Footman

 * "Awaiting orders."
 * "Your command?"
 * "Your orders?"
 * "Yes, sire?"
 * "Yes?"
 * "My lord?"
 * "Yes."
 * "Yes, my lord."
 * "As you wish."
 * "At once, sire."
 * "At your service."
 * "Make up your mind."
 * "Are you still touching me?"
 * "Don't you have a kingdom to run?"
 * "I do have work to do."
 * "'Join the army,' they said." (Reference to 'In The War Now')
 * "'See the world,' they said." (Reference to 'In The War Now')
 * "I'd rather be sailing."
 * "You played the shareware, now buy the game." (from the shareware version)
 * "In the retail version I'm much funnier." (from the shareware version)
 * "I love your publication!" (from the Warcraft 2 pre-release version, sent to magazines for reviews)
 * "Remember: A good review... for Warcraft 2." (pre-release review version)
 * "You're the best writer in all the land!" (pre-release review version)
 * "Have we kissed your butt enough yet?" (pre-release review version)

Elven Archer/Ranger

 * "I come to serve."
 * "Your Eminence?"
 * "Exalted one?"
 * "My sovereign?"
 * "Your wish?"
 * "Yes."
 * "By your command."
 * "For the Alliance."
 * "Move out."
 * "We must take action."
 * "Time is of the essence."
 * "Even elder races get tired of waiting."

Knight/Paladin

 * "Ready to serve, my lord."
 * "Your majesty?"
 * "At your service."
 * "Sire?"
 * "What ho!"
 * "We move."
 * "In your name."
 * "For the king."
 * "Defending your honour."
 * "I need orders."
 * "Give me a quest!"
 * "Don't force me to run you through!"

Gnomish Flying Machine

 * "I've got a flying machine!"
 * "Hello, sonny."
 * "Want me to fly?"
 * "Are you listening?"
 * (distant) "I'm flying…"
 * (distant) "Goodbye…"

Dwarven Demo Squad

 * "Dwarves ready."
 * "What do you want?"
 * "Ach?"
 * "Aye laddy."
 * "OK."
 * "Alright."
 * "Move out."
 * "Yes sir."
 * "I love blowin' things up!"
 * "Bombs are great!"
 * "Tilt one back with me, dog!"

Mage

 * "Who summoned me?"
 * "What is it?"
 * "Do you need assistance?""
 * "Your request?"
 * "As you wish."
 * "Very well."
 * "Alright."
 * "I'm a busy man."
 * "Don't anger me."
 * "I warned you." (thunder sound)

Alliance Ships

 * "Captain on the bridge."
 * "Aye, captain?"
 * "Skipper?"
 * "Set sail?"
 * "Aye, aye, sir"
 * "Aye, Captain."
 * "Under way."
 * "Stop rocking the boat!"
 * "You're making me seasick!"
 * (vomiting)

Peon

 * "Ready to work."
 * "Zug Zug." (from Caveman)
 * "Dabu."
 * "Lok'tar."
 * "What?!"
 * "Look out!"
 * "Missed me!"
 * "Hee hee hee! That tickles."
 * "I would not do such things if I were you."
 * "My tummy feels funny."
 * (burp) "'scuse me."

Grunt

 * "Your command, master."
 * "Zug Zug." (from Caveman)
 * "Dabu."
 * "Lok'tar."
 * "Why you poking me again??
 * "Swobu"
 * "What?!"
 * "Look out!"
 * "Missed me!"
 * "Hee hee hee! That tickles."
 * "I would not do such things if I were you."
 * "My tummy feels funny."
 * (burp) "'scuse me."
 * "You're good looking for a human."
 * "You Buy the retail version, or I'll chop you up into little bits!" (from the shareware version)
 * "You buy full version. Pleeease?" (from the shareware version)
 * "You go buy now or I sing. (sings)' (from the shareware version)
 * "You give good review or I will chop you into little bits!" (pre-release review version)
 * "You give good review? Pleeease?" (pre-release review version)

Troll Axethrower/Berserker

 * "New troll here!"
 * "D'you call me?"
 * "What you wan'me kill?"
 * "OK."
 * "Alright."
 * "You're the boss."
 * "D'you want axe?"
 * "I got axe for you!"
 * (muttered curses)
 * "Say hello to my little friend!"

Two-headed Ogre

 * "We're ready, master." "I'm not ready."
 * "Huh?" "What?"
 * "What?" "Huh?"
 * "Yes?"
 * "Master?"
 * "Okay."
 * "Yes, master."
 * "Alright."
 * "Yes, master." "I don't want to!"
 * "All right." "No, I'm hungry."
 * "This way." "No, that way."
 * (burp) "He did it!" "No, he did it!"
 * (fart) (Both laugh)

Ogre Mage

 * "We're ready, master."
 * "Yes, master?"
 * "What?"
 * "Yes?"
 * "What is it?"
 * "Yes, master."
 * "Of course."
 * "Right away."
 * (burp) "We did it."
 * "We're not brainless anymore."
 * "I've got the brains." "Nuh-uh!"

Goblin Zeppelin

 * "Here I am."
 * "I can see my house!"
 * "I wish I had a weapon!"

Death Knight

 * "I'm alive!"
 * "Yes?"
 * "Make it quick."
 * "Of course master."
 * "Very well."
 * "Grrr."
 * "I'm growing impatient."
 * "Don't push it."
 * "When my work is finished, I'm coming back for you."

Goblin Sappers

 * "We're ready."
 * "What?"
 * "Yes?"
 * "Who is it?"
 * "Hello?"
 * "OK."
 * "Certainly."
 * "Yes, boss."
 * "Alright."
 * "We've got explosives!"
 * "KABOOOOOM!"
 * "(singing) Ooooh, it's beautiful!"

Orc Ships

 * "Done building ship."
 * "Aye, matey?"
 * "Yes, Captain?"
 * "Ahoy."
 * "I would love to."
 * "You're the captain."
 * Crowd: "Yo ho!"
 * "Who wants to sing?"
 * (Orcs singing)

Alleria

 * "What?"
 * "Well?"
 * "Hello?"
 * "Let's go."
 * "Follow me."
 * "Move it."
 * "Excuse me!"
 * "You never touch the other elves like that."
 * "Do that again and you'll pull back a stump!"

Danath

 * "What?"
 * "Need something?"
 * "Bring it on."
 * "Follow me."
 * "Step aside, junior."
 * "Draw steel, boys."
 * "You're talking to me?"
 * "Hands off, grubber."
 * "Don't waste my time."

Khadgar

 * "Hello?"
 * "Who's there?"
 * "Yes, what is it?"
 * "If I must."
 * "Alright, alright."
 * "Yes."
 * "Do you know who I am?"
 * "I'm very busy."
 * "Are you still here?"

Kurdran

 * "What?"
 * "Aye?"
 * "Yes, lad?"
 * "Alright."
 * "Ach, OK."
 * "Yes, sir."
 * "I'll fling a hammer at you."
 * "You got a belly full of haggis."
 * "Ach, there is no hope for this lad."

Turalyon

 * "I'm at your service."
 * "Command me."
 * "Orders, sire?"
 * "A noble quest."
 * "For Lothar."
 * "Of course, my king."
 * "Why must you torment me?"
 * "You think Lothar's death was my fault, don't you?"
 * "I challenge you, heathen!"

Deathwing

 * "What?"
 * "Huh?"
 * "I'm waiting."
 * "Yes."
 * "Alright."
 * "Do you like fire?"
 * "I'm full of it!"
 * (sound of breathing fire)

Dentarg

 * "Huh?"
 * "What do you want?"
 * "Yes?"
 * "At once, my master."
 * "For Ner'zhul."
 * "We're on our way."
 * "We don't understand."
 * "Are you opposing Shadowmoon?"
 * "Ner'zhul will have your head."

Grom Hellscream

 * "Whaaat?"
 * "Tell me what to do."
 * "Yeees?"
 * "Take it."
 * "Slice and dice!"
 * "Time to die!"
 * "Welcome to my nightmaaaare!"
 * "(sings) I am Iron Man!"
 * "(sings) Feelings…"

Korgath Bladefist

 * "Need a hand?"
 * "Yeah?"
 * "Huh?"
 * "I'm on it."
 * "Chop chop!"
 * "Yep."
 * "Stop it."
 * "You!"
 * "Do you feel lucky, punk?"

Teron Gorefiend

 * "Greetings."
 * "Yeees?"
 * "What?"
 * "Immediately."
 * "Whatever you wish."
 * "I'd be delighted."
 * "That doesn't hurt."
 * "This is the reason I ended it all."
 * "Stop that incessant clicking!"