User:MoneygruberTheGoblin

"For Kezan! "

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Fanfic
Today I do not wish to write about. But what I wish to write upon parchment now is the story of the true the more commonly known heroes of Azeroth such as Warchief Roidrage Hellscream or The Chin but a true hero of Azeroth.

Lard the ogre.

Lard was born on Draneor, he was not very intelligent even for his species. He also lacked the strength that his kind usually possessed. Orc children would commonly tease him and steal his lunch. Lard..loved..His...Lunch. Lard found his way through the dark portal during the second war personally commissioned by Grommash Hellscream himself to act as a decoy. Lard succeeded and lived to the dismay of his orcish allies. So he was tossed out of the war camp were he went to the hinterlands.

There Lard met the "Pretty green lady" Primal Torntusk, she had allowed him to stay in their village. After the third war it was revealed that the alliance had hired mercenary forest trolls to steal Lards lunch. Lard created a plan. He recruited a brave adventurer to retrieve his food. But it wasn't really lards lunch. So he slew the young elf and went to take care of it by his own.

Lard. went to the small island off the coast of the Hinterlands. and there he slew the forest trolls and out of a fit of rage. Ran across the ocean and slaughtered all of Trolls of Zul'Aman. Out of a fit of rage he also ran to stormwind and with a cleave so powerful was unleashed onto King Varian that it had cleaved all of the orcs in Orgrimmar that had teased him back on Draenor. Lard went to live in the Twilight Highlands, The Dragonmaw had welcomed him with open arms and lard had three square meals everyday. He was happy there safe from those who had sought to see him gone.

One day Deathwing was laying siege to Azeroth as usual, he decided to burn the Twilight Highlands with his breath on this nice afternoon, Lard was there eating a freshly killed cow. Deathwing's rage and flames had killed his Dragonmaw friends and indeed his daily lunch of cow. Something happened that day for Lard did not die he jumped up to such a mighty height that he was able to slam Deathwing into the ground and upon that day

Lard Stole Deathwing's Lunch.

The End.

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